Silver Tongue

Nov 27

bigmeansweatydyke:
“ hishap:
“ peachykeeenqueen:
“ weavemama:
“ weavemama:
“ weavemama:
“HE SHOULD NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS
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btw here is another source other than trumpdaily confirming this.
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these white demons deadass stole 880k from sick kids to go...

bigmeansweatydyke:

hishap:

peachykeeenqueen:

weavemama:

weavemama:

weavemama:

HE SHOULD NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS

btw here is another source other than trumpdaily confirming this. 

these white demons deadass stole 880k from sick kids to go towards their shitty ass golf resorts and plastic surgery………

another source! http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/ap-eric-trump-foundation-flouts-charity-standards-44361388

Remember when you thought cartoon villains were unrealistic

Yeah…

pure fucking evil

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bearonrooftops:

leerans:

It’s wild how like… JKR is so skilled at so many aspects of writing, especially in little character moments, but when it comes to implications of throwaway lines she just… not a SINGLE thought. 

Like in Chamber of Secrets, when Harry is talking to Tom / Voldemort and is like, you Framed Hagrid, Tom is like, yeah he was always trying to raise monsters, 

he says that Hagrid tried to raise werewolf cubs under his bed like… 

oh you mean like, children? like human children? 

P

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futureblackwakandan:

femmetops:

thecommonchick:

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OMG! 😂

The plane while I suck his dick in the bathroom:

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STOP Asgdhdkkskfkff

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humunanunga:

arsoniick:

arsoniick:

arsoniick:

we got a new microwave and i dont know how it works but i wanna see if itll say “CHILD” again if i press buttons enough

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have you guys never pressed the start button on your microwave 10 times until the ominous blue text calls you a CHILD?

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unfollow if you’ve never been assigned child by microwave

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sackofeyes:

61below:

stevenfresco:

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

aw rats

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askragtatter:

anonymous-bosch:

the-sky-traveler:

my brother is teaching his cat how to high five by giving her a treat every time she successfully taps her hand to his hand, which is all well and good, but now she thinks that she is entitled to food every time she high fives someone.  i can’t eat in the same room as her anymore because she’ll just bap my hand rapid fire and then go nyoom straight in for my pizza like no Kelly that’s illegal go finish ur own dinner

“No Kelly, that’s illegal.”

So, a while back, I was using clicker-training to teach my cat Taz tricks. She learned very quickly and it was a good experience all around, but we had to hide the clicker.

Taz had learned that the clicker meant she got treats. So she would find it, carry it up to people, step on it to make it click, and then SCREAM AT THEM to give her the treats she was clearly owed because the clicker had made a sound.

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itsbluejeansbitch:

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episode 17: the tres horny boys, Merle Highchurch, Taako [redacted], and Magnus Burnsides, have their carnival fun interrupted by a mysterious force

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mniarosy:
“ autistic-ralsei:
“ jiang-she:
“mettaton could & would kill rouxls kaard
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They’re dumbass gays who can’t decide whether they smash the others head or kiss each other
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im going to use your spine like a fucking silly straw and slurp what...

mniarosy:

autistic-ralsei:

jiang-she:

mettaton could & would kill rouxls kaard

They’re dumbass gays who can’t decide whether they smash the others head or kiss each other

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im going to use your spine like a fucking silly straw and slurp what little brains you have out of that huge skull of yours

Just gonna put this here

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