Silver Tongue

Dec 23

thesketcherlass:

catflowerqueen:

zagreus:

ratcoded:

small brain: steven universe is a vegetarian because he’s a pacifist 

big brain: steven universe is a vegetarian because his spit heals flesh

Holly  please  don’t  say  things  like  this 

…but didn’t he also bring the watermelon stevens and Pumpkin to life in the same manner?

every meal is a race against the clock for steven q. universe

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shittymoviedetails:

Straight from the man himself!

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lazorsandparadox:

ichigotchipng:

goodraandyy:

goodraandyy:

goodraandyy:

I love that on mobile, instead of getting bigger, it just looks like the picture is getting progressively less blurry, as if youre experiencing this from the perspective of someone coming out of a coma

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lastoneout:

cheryandvanllagods:

lastoneout:

honestly the discourse on this site is so bad that I have a new hot take: if you use tumblr at all fuck you

Checked their account: turns out op is a fucking tumblr user themselves so????? Idk :/

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aeliad:

sl-walker:

siderealsandman:

13lizardsinatrenchcoat:

donald-trump-official:

m-eowdy:

donald-trump-official:

Democrats: alright we finally did it, Trumps been impeached. Time for a trial in the-

Republicans: lol yeah about that trial. It’s not gonna be fair or anything, we’ve already made up our minds and there’s gonna be like, 0 witnesses

Democrats: oh? Ok then. If that’s the case then I guess we’ll just hold on to these *pockets articles of impeachment*

Republicans:

Can someone explain what this means?

Our president has been charged with misconduct through the only proccess that is outlined in our constitution (impeachment). The next step in the process is that the president goes on trial. Republicans in the senate, where the trial will take place, have already said they have made up their minds and will vote based on bias. They have stated that it will be a quick trial with no witnesses and a guaranteed vote on acquittal. The democrats, who control the charges, have said that they will not release the charges to the senate until fair rules have been established. Republicans seem shocked by this turn of events

In case you’re wondering why this would make the republicans upset, the need this to go to trial or Trump will be on record as having been impeached and not acquitted.

The 2020 election is also coming up and a number of these senators are coming up for re-election. 

FLIP

THE

FUCKING

SENATE

FLIP
THE
FUCKING
SENATE

FUCKING VOTE. 

Here’s how you verify you’re registered to vote: https://www.rockthevote.org/voting-information/am-i-registered-to-vote/

Here’s how you register if you’re not: https://www.vote.org/register-to-vote/

Here’s how you find your fucking polling place: https://yourfuckingpollingplace.com/

If you have time, register for an absentee ballot in your state. That way you don’t even have to go to a polling place, you just have to fill it out and mail it in on time. 

Gen X, Millennials, and Gen Z outnumber Boomers. More of us are Liberals who care about each other and social safety nets. More of us give a fuck about the future because we have to live in it. 

Flip the Senate. Fucking Vote. It’s so goddamn important. 

2020 is crucial.

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you know what my favourite part of the holidays is? the apple pie

swan2swan:

otherwindow:

why is it always a male character going mad avenging his dead wife and never a female character cradling her dying pure of heart husband in her arms then dragging the whole world down with her

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airborneranger63:

One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”

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taikova:

i finished this goshdarn thing. i guess i can thank the blessedly small canvas for that? always draw on small canvases.

nighttime colors are hard. this only works with its lighting because i added stars.

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tazdelightful:

I feel like Justin’s eldest brother energy is strongest in MBMBAM when he decides Griffin and Travis are done being funny and launches into the next question without buildup or warning

or when he urges griffin to read the next question only to immediately interrupt him with munch swquad

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