Silver Tongue

Dec 22

british people: none of you know how huge england is! it takes so long to get anywhere. it takes me 5 minutes to get to work everyday! i haven’t seen my wife and children in 30 years because it takes 10 whole minutes to drive to them.
the rest of the world:

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neine:

Wack

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ourplesummer asked: !! Ralsei with 2C!!

askfallenroyalty:

taraljc:

smallest-feeblest-boggart:
garrettauthor:
narpas:
enchanted-phoenix:
eveninglottie:
skull-bearer:
english-history-trip:
Macbeth:
I legitimately just laughed for five minutes straight. Tears are leaking from mine eyes. My stomach is burning. I actually cannot stop.
Oh my gawd, I laughed so hard my face hurts.
@cedrwydden
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT TREES LITERALLY ATTACK ISENGARD BECAUSE TOLKIEN WAS SO FUCKING PISSED OFF THAT SHAKESPEARE PROMISED MOVING TREES AND ALL HE GOT WAS DUDES HOLDING BRANCHES
of course he was
Also Tolkien: I was so excited about that whole no man of woman born thing too. Like bitch no I was not thinking Caeserian, I wanted to see a chick as king of scotland we were robbed

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pedantricks:

pedantricks:
pedantricks:
for da last mf time dirk fights with a ninjatō not a katana imma clap the next person who i see calling this a katana
hussie

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