Silver Tongue

Nov 08

liquidstar:

elparra:

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dragongirlknot:

catgirlcommunism:

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sirkibbles:

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ksylofonimandariini:

official-kircheis:

liquidstar:

liquidstar:

“you are tearing me apart lisa” is such a raw line, you could read it in an ancient greek tragedy or a hardcore yaoi doujinshi but actually it’s from the room

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Are we doing a “who’s on first” bit now?

Guys, read the room.

i thought it was a movie

Sure is!

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But it was a book, first.

what was?

no what’s on second. there we did it everyone go home now

Can i get an apply juice first :3

apply juice where?

directly to the forehead

and it’s freshly pressed!

hi guys its me jaqlyn

hi jaqlyn :)

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pikky126:

wizard-email:

arcnoise:

slitherpunk:

you heathens will reblog day specific posts any day of the week. i woke up thinking it was wednesday

happy wake up thinking it was wednesday sunday

it’s fucking friday

happy woke up thinking it was wednesday sunday but it was actually fucking friday tuesday

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dyatlovpassingprivilege:

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gonna have to give the blokes a W for this one

(via demilypyro)

witches-ofcolor:
“ rachelhaimowitz:
“ lynati:
“A huge number of people are already getting fucked over when it comes to being allowed to cast a vote in the upcoming elections. Let’s try to minimize what that number COULD be as much as possible.
It...

witches-ofcolor:

rachelhaimowitz:

lynati:

A huge number of people are already getting fucked over when it comes to being allowed to cast a vote in the upcoming elections. Let’s try to minimize what that number COULD be as much as possible.

It might also be useful to have the number for the ACLU written down (or already in your phone) so you can CALL THEM while still at the polling place and get whatever information is needed in order to see about having the ACLU sue them. Write down names. Get witnesses. Take photos. MAKE IT VERY CLEAR TO THE POLLSTERS THAT YOU ARE GOING TO HOLD THEM ACCOUNTABLE. (Unless you have reason to believe they’re going to be assholes and try to have you arrested for doing so, in which case, be as subtle as possible.)

Some more info on this, state by state.

^^ Really look at the state by state info so just in case this happens you’ll know what to do!

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gingerofsuburbia:

deluxetrashqueen:

“Ugh! Stupid sci fi movies that are like ‘what if you had to pay to be alive?’. Um that’s just being disabled! Selling literal minutes of your life as currency? That’s just living under capitalism, idiot!”

My love. My dear. My precious baby bird. I am kissing you so gently on the forehead. Please listen to my words.

That is the point.

For the love of god, everyone, please learn the meaning of allegory, I’m dying here.

Dystopia does not predict the future, it criticizes the present

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Maybe the real clitoris was the friends we made along the way

beardedmrbean:

Dude save some for us homely guys

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mossworm:
“ lion king 0.75: nala masculinizes
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mossworm:

lion king 0.75: nala masculinizes

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cabbagetwunk:

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ive been running a fever and this has been plaguing me like a vision from god

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