ngl the best thing about harry potter was that voldemort killed harry’s parents, he tried to kill harry & co literally every year, was the evilest person known to man, whatever, and yet for 99% of the books it reads like the villain of the whole thing is draco malfoy, an annoying spoiled brat.
which is kind of hilarious but like if there was a supervillain after me i’d probably still be more actively annoyed at that one girl i had history with last year who i hated so who am i to judge.
Okay yes, I see your point, Headmaster, clearly Voldemort has had a larger overall negative impact on my life and the lives of all members of the wizarding world but have you considered that I see Tom Riddle’s desiccated corpse attempting to hex me into oblivion perhaps one day out of every thousand days of my life but that I see Draco Malfoy NOT ONLY on Tuesdays but on Wednesdays and Fridays besides and also that Draco Malfoy is, in fact, a sniveling little ferret?
imagine being joseph joestar and you learn from your egyptian friend that some people have crazy mind powers and through random circumstance you get your own crazy mind power and all it does is make tasteful nudes of someone who hates you
the pure folly in the implication that i have to MAKE things UP for jojo to be absurd
and the kicker is, the power does not SPECIFICALLY make tasteful nudes. It’s just that this motherfucker is, at almost all times, posed, tastefully nude
ALT
