Silver Tongue

Nov 23

unholysoup:
“do u ever worry abt this bc i do frequently
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are you kidding, thats my dream so i can explicitly have an arc addressing why its not going to work out or just make the characters have turned out to be related.

unholysoup:

do u ever worry abt this bc i do frequently

are you kidding, thats my dream so i can explicitly have an arc addressing why its not going to work out or just make the characters have turned out to be related.

(via dies-first)

hatingongodot:

gokuma:

hatingongodot:

neilnevins:

hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:

Someone’s impersonating the CEO and trying to get me to send him a thousand dollars’ worth of gift cards and I gotta say this is the most exciting thing to happen to me in months

He stopped responding after I requested that he fill out a funding request form with the proper client ID codes attached. Idk what he expected trying to scam a corporate office swimming in red tape

“Julia…I’m the penniless CEO…you have to pay me..you have to pay me in gift cards”


“I’m…not doing that”


“AND JUST LET HIM FUCKING DIE?”

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This is the funniest fucking addition and I dont know anything about this franchise

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macandcheerios:

glumshoe:

wild-west-wind:

glumshoe:

If you romance Curie in Fallout 4, does that make things… awkward with you and Cogsworth?

With automatron you can give Codsworth a sexy new body too:

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HELLO METAL HUSBAND

Hold up

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thesuperheroesnetwork:
“ Avengergram
Instagram | Facebook | Patreon
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thesuperheroesnetwork:

Avengergram

Instagram | Facebook | Patreon

(via adurot)

thetruerarkher:
“ roll-for-anal-circumference:
“ avidneopian:
“ cosmipup:
“is matt mercer fucking ok
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Wait they have a mansion?
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That was likely right after Scientology bought half the company.
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Excuse me
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thetruerarkher:

roll-for-anal-circumference:

avidneopian:

cosmipup:

is matt mercer fucking ok

Wait they have a mansion?

That was likely right after Scientology bought half the company.

Excuse me

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blogging-phelddagrif:

aerialsquid:

unpretty:

unpretty:

unpretty:

tubby ran out of wet food and i couldn’t get to the pet store before lunch so i had to improvise and made her a scrambled egg

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she is intensely dubious about this non-salmon food item

despite how much she loves eggs when i’m eating them, she had no interest in eggs that had been prepared especially for her. fortunately we were able to escape our driveway and get her preferred salmon and gravy, and while we were out i bought a frame for the @viv-draws print i bought her

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her standards have finally been met

a couple of people have expressed concern about tubby breaking her dishes, so i just want to note that sometimes when the cups are misaligned in their tray they wobble a little and make a tiny clinking sound. when this happens instead of eating directly out of her dish, tubby will use her paw to bring the food to her mouth in order to prevent any unseemly noises.

Your cat is a very prim cat.

not to be dramatic but I’d die for tubby

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

em0gf:

em0gf:

em0gf:

i just got a 105 min ad?? on youtube??

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????????

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ITS THE ENTIRE FUCKING LEGO MOVIE

(Source: 3cute, via stemmmm)

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probablybadrpgideas:

As much as I enjoy you lot yelling at Pencil about Griffin’s Amiibo Corner, it’s kind of filling up the inbox

Bad RPG idea: accidentally reference something you know nothing about in front of approximately 53k people who do

- Mod Paper