in the deltarune reality alphys reads cape comics and watches the simpsons and mettaton is a shut-in and taking those two things in to account i am fucking terrified of the idea of meeting this universe’s version of papyrus
what if it’s brony papyrus from the beta
option a: papyrus is exactly the same and toby is just torturing us by making us wait to see him
option b: toby ruins whatever year deltarune chapter 2 comes out by giving us brony papyrus
option c: “the sadstuck option,” papyrus has depression and it’s not funny at all
option d: emo papyrus, but it’s played for laughs
option e: it’s the papyrus we all know and love but he looks like this
How could you be against free college. Like if I think about student loans for more than a few minutes I think about jumping off a cliff have some pity damn
Because hundreds of thousands of people have already paid for their tuition. Should they be reimbursed? It’s not fair to the people who have already paid/ are paying for college. That’s why.
Yeah I love thinking how my kids are gonna cry and have panic attacks because of the heavy student loans they’re gonna have just because they want to go to a good school. Yeah I really want them to suffer just like I did bc yknow I paid why should they have it any easier than me?? I don’t want America to be better than I found it. Fuck future generations.
i dont think we should use cars because it’s not fair to the people who had to travel via horseback. should they be resurrected with necromancy and allowed to apply for a drivers license? think logically here
If this is your first time playing a RPG, establish dominance by grabbing a random miniature and swallowing it whole while making unblinking eye contact with the GM.
I’m sorry for reblogging my own post, but this keeps being reblogged with variants on “Griffen McElroy wrote this post”
Did…Did Griffen McElroy do this? Was this in the adventure zone? Did I miss a news story where the McElroys just walked into a gaming convention and start chowing down on people’s miniatures?
I am confused and mildly alarmed.
griffin used to eat amiibos so its not far of a stretch to think he’d eat the dnd miniatures if he wasnt DMing
tumblr should have a feature where if you use words like “gaslighting” “dissociation” and “intrusive thoughts” in a post you have to take a quiz before you post it that proves that you actually know what they mean
me at my english teacher when they tell me i used a word incorrectly in an essay
