patti and dolly harmonizing to an acrylic nail beat
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patti and dolly harmonizing to an acrylic nail beat
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she took the kid’s choice award in the divorce
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obsessed with the idea of angels seeing the first human death.
ITS JUST SO FUNNY LIKE EJJFJWKIFIIF
angels see a human die for the first time and be like “thats wild lmao wyd after this?”
the angels watching Cain kill Abel:
The angels when they saw Abel in heaven:
This is so funny because it implies God never told angels anything about how humans work.
god doesnt explain shit. the angels are just as confused as we are
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i’m so used to how my cats behave that i forgot rudy doesn’t have low light vision like them, so i’ll come out of my room after dark and turn on my phones light and there will just be a pig in the middle of the room who, from his perspective, thinks i just fucking teleported in front of him and this happens and he’s always VERY startled
artist rendition of an event that happens nightly
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might as well bring this back
Don’t you dare bring this back
November 5th 2020 was the greatest throwback Thursday in the history of Tumblr
this is like impossibly funny to me
WHAT
no guys you…..you missed the best part. you see, in the wide shot, in the same strip mall as that landscaping company, is a sex shop.
and twitter, putting in the shoe leather, found the owner.
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