today’s angst mood: prof Oak is such an awful grandparent that a 14 yr old Green calls Lance to just vent and Lance kinda takes him in bc “jesus christ this kid is actually in hell and he deserves better” so now Green feels like he has a parent again and he fucking cries out of emotional exhaustion but also relief bc he has an adult person that actually gives a shit abt him
the ENTIRE point of johnny bravo is that he doesn’t get laid. he is NOT a himbo and i WILL NOT tolerate people saying he is
I hate to break this to you pal but Johnny’s creator says he does get laid off screen but any success he recieves on the show isn’t comedic so they don’t talk about it. He’s shroedingers’ himbo
He was literally thrown into a volcano as a “virgin sacrifice” and the volcano spat him back out.
Can’t believe Johnny Bravo got slutshamed by a volcano.