Silver Tongue

Nov 21

pelkoja:

leviathan-supersystem:

comcastkills:

johnbrownsbodyy:

transgirlnausicaa:

y0u:

johnbrownsbodyy:

johnbrownsbodyy:

One of the strangest things about this society is that people don’t recognize sidewalks as utterly dystopian.

how much of the world has been removed my life by imprisoning me on the pavement, yknow?

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what the heck are y’all saying against sidewalks?

a well-trod path through grass will get worn down to a dirt path.

dirt paths become quagmires of mud when it rains.

stone paths, cobblestones, pavement, were developed to increase sturdiness and durability of walking paths.

My point is that a world which demands that everyone take the same narrow path to the same few destinations is a sorry place to live. My problem is not with the pavement itself, so much as the territories it deliniates.

then don’t use sidewalks afldkdkskdkdjdjdjdjdjd

[[anti-civ voice]]: wow it’s so dystopian that we’re imprisoned on the sidewalk, and will be immediately shot on sight if we walk on unpaved ground

big throwback

(Source: becuzitisbitter, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

im combining “sloth” and “gluttony” to a new supersin called “sluttony”

Isn’t that the guy who fell asleep making fishsticks?

(Source: rrredstar, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

probablybadrpgideas:

Play a powerful wizard who insists that “solving problems with magic is for cowards”.
In each fight they roll up their sleeves and uppercut the enemy with their -2 strength modifier.

venomouscorrupter:
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venomouscorrupter:

brianadoesotherjunk:

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chefpyro:

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my website now

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turniprincess:

I think my favourite fact about the elder scrolls oblivion is that the reason the voice acting sounds soooooo disjointed is because the VA’s were given their lines in alphabetical order.

Not by quest.

Not by character.

Alphabetical.

(via chefpyro)

voiddenizen:

voiddenizen:

my gender is the boss monsters from undertale

some people take testosterone or estrogen. i take DETERMINATION

DONT! DETERMINATION TURNS MONSTERS INTO A HORRIBLE PILE OF MASS!
You should only take determination if you identify as an amalgamation. if you identify as a boss monster, taking hopes and dreams would be a much safer alternative.

starlight-lilith:

hooligan-nova:

letshearitforthisclown:

shotgundickhole:

letshearitforthisclown:

*young republican voice* i don’t see why my rich, rich, rich rich rich, rich rich rich rich, so fucking rich, father should have to pay for poorer boys school lunches. he could spend that money on a racism machine

Racism machine…
You mean a brain?

this is what the right deems as a comeback

Has a self-burn ever been so devastating?

op: right wing people are mean and racist
right-winger, attempting a comeback: Oh yeah? Well, I’m racist

(Source: graynard, via rosexknight)

simonbitdiddle:

mnyeh-like:

miedriwesley:

dragonlords-lair:

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so, how long till this Tumblr bans us for being horny on main

Well let’s see, we all use the internet let’s say 6 hours a day, times 4 years, minus we’re not bots…

Hmm…. 3 week, yes.

We all have 3 weeks to live.

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WOOOOO!

WOO-O!

Woo…

What?

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I HAVE POSTED NOTHING BUT PORN FOR THE PAST THREE DAYS!

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voiddenizen:

my gender is the boss monsters from undertale

you should 100% draw yourself as goat

(Source: banishedquasiroyal)