Silver Tongue

Nov 20

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dragonlords-lair:
so, how long till this Tumblr bans us for being horny on main
Well let’s see, we all use the internet let’s say 6 hours a day, times 4 years, minus we’re not bots…
Hmm…. 3 week, yes.
We all have 3 weeks to live.

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Duck: I think the hornets are growing pot somewhere in the forest. Ive been keeping it on the downlow so they dont catch wind and burn the evidence. Its why ive been having conversations by myself at random times because im practicing to go undercover as an extreme teen to find out where theyre growing

Juno:

damion-the-skeleton asked: I...i want to see the ralsie from you Ppl ease if you can i beg you

zarla-s:

There’s a 0% chance this fluffy boy is going to make it out of Deltarune alive.

otherwindow:

otherwindow:
Mermaids with hair over their eyes are usually from deeper waters. The sea floor has almost no light, so deep sea mermaids (few of which have functional eyes) visiting the surface would be blinded by the sun.
To mermaids, covering their eyes with hair is similar to sunglasses.
Deep sea mermaids are also shy, accustomed to dark waters for hiding their monstrous appearances.

Freshwater Mermaid: Howdy y'all, I’d like you to meet my cousin. She’s a little shy :)
30ft Tall Deep Sea Mermaid with hair so long it turns the water black: ᴴᵉʷʷᵒ

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adamtots:

CLASSIC GRAVY CONTENT

To people who use “þ” as an aesthetic “p”

dovewithscales:

silvysartfulness:
v1als:
miss-serket:
solarine:
tkdancer:
tharook:
notquiteapolyglot:
þink again.
getting thorny in the linguistics fandom
þorny*
That also goes for using ß as an aesthetic B.
On my old server, there was a character named ßillyßadass.
This never failed to make me laugh, because that letter is not pronounced like B. It is a sharp S.
That guy named himself SsillySsadass.
Also to people who you Σ as an aesthetic E
that’s an S too, Σo maybe check next time
oh boy
Д as an aesthetic A? Дon’t be a дumbass.
И as an aesthetic N? don’t be sillи.
П as another aesthetic N? stoп it.
У as an aesthetic Y? ty bad.
Ш or Щ as an aesthetic W? nope. it’s “sh” and “shch”!
Я as an aesthetic R? surprise! it’s “ya”.
ah yes, that classic horror film SNYEYAPOVUL DIAYAIES
This is pronounced Stargoat.
Reblogging for Stargoat.

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ectoimp:

bert-and-ernie-are-gay:
look I don’t want to tell anyone what to do but if you go down that path you will wake up a thousand years later and all your great-grandchildren will be dead
@providentially-demonic

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