i love how water is like the Universal Liquid
milk is the Pixar Liquid
no, don’t say that
mountain dew is dreamworks liquid
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from now on my blog focus is going to be niche memes about and aimed at the prince of egypt (1998)
moses when he leaves egypt and flees into the desert:
moses returning to egypt:
ramses: you can’t persuade me to let your people go
moses:
ramses: i’ll never let your people go
moses:
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I love to be a homeowner. I’m responsible for so many extremely stupid things now
#CALL YOUR LANDLORD FUCK ITS ME. IM THE LANDLORD
i was the exact opposite bc I grew up in an old old house that always needed work and when I moved into my first apartment the landlord told me the bathroom still needed caulked and I didnt understand that meant she was sending someone to DO that so I caulked the entire bathroom and when the guy got there he went “did you……..Do This” and I was like “yes, and why, and who are you”
This is great he must have been so unnerved
power move
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0.75 seconds to get that, new record.
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My kink art is yours for the taking, but you’ll have to find it, first. I left it all in One Piece.
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yet again, incredible takes from Forbes
The article is worse than the headline
Wow, it really is
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overwatch in its life time so far : never ending discourse and incomprehensible lore retcons
TF2 :
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dog
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