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alex hirsch is literally the greatest writer of our generation
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the diamond boots stay on during sex, babe. can’t take the mineshaft? can’t take my shaft.
Permission to murder you?
granted
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the-thought-emporium-imperial:
What’s gender?
ain’t gender that dude from futurama
You’re thinking of Bender, gender is a musical instruments corporation
You’re thinking of Fender. Gender is outrageous, truly truly truly outrageous
You’re thinking of Jem from Jem and the Holograms, Gender’ that thing you put fruit in to make smoothies.
You’re thinking of a blender. Gender’s part of the process of making 3d graphics and animations.
You’re thinking of a render. Gender’s the fat purple ghost pokemon.
You’re thinking of Gengar. Gender is a person or organization that lends money.
You’re thinking of lender. Gender is a style of frying chicken without bones.
Snakes had back legs for 70 million years before losing them, new fossil shows -
if dinosaurs are just a joke that archaeologists haven’t understood yet, god is playing this joke on crowley specifically
*reads the title*
My brain:
thank you for your service
I’m sorry, but I felt the need to add my own take
Here are my contributions
Gimme an O. Gimme an M. Let me hear a G…
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2009 average rent: $886
2019 average rent: $1,476
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the thing i love about aang and sokka’s friendship is that they’re both very smart and clever and capable individually but you put them alone in a room together and they immediately become the definition of the “my last two brain cells” meme
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