Silver Tongue

Dec 01

turing-tested:

the-one-under-your-bed:

turing-tested:

my dogs got into a deer that my neighbor left out so they keep coming to the door with various bits of viscera and unknown meat bits as they wag and paw on the door to be let into the warm house to enjoy their ‘special’ treat

And like…the neighbour is fine with that?

what else would he do with it? do you not live in a place where people just leave animal corpses out?

was it roadkill or natural or did your neighbor kill the deer and just leave it there to rot?

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vee-a-literal-alien:

This is literally the last month you can reblog this joke

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afgunst:

mindareadsoots:

What does this remind me of? Oh yes.

nothing is better than a shapeshifter misjudging how much a rambunctious kid wants to punch their mentor

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chongoblog:

kitsnicket:

This show was the funniest fucking thing

He never elaborated on this and it kills me

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megamindmutual-deactivated20191:

peachy-tooru:

bew-berry:

tiktoks-we-like:

But why do they sound like Zim gagging? I 😂

People are genuinely in the notes like “sorry capitalism convinced you to spend money on 20 soaps” like god damn y'all STINK so bad I can smell it from here. Capitalism or no capitalism you better fucking wash your ass or I’ll throttle you.

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hrgwin:

turn on your location Prime, she just wanna talk

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deansarchiveofoldness:

hrt speedrun

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whatbigotspost:

liberalsarecool:

napoleoninrags:

There should be no billionaires.

Tax the rich. End the corporate loopholes.

Tweet from @qasimrashid reads:

If Bezos kept his $98.5M in charity to the homeless & instead paid Amazon’s owed $8.4B in taxes—it’d be enough for an apt for all 500K homeless ppl in America for 18mo😳

TL:DR Amazon’s corp taxes alone could end homelessness in America—Bezos would still be world’s richest person

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