Silver Tongue

Nov 13

scotchtapeofficial:
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notglacier:
“my boy is in college now…
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notglacier:

my boy is in college now…

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nachosforfree:

nachosforfree:

nachosforfree:

nachosforfree:

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AU where sans is frisk and vice versa

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Yall really need to make me stop

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p-nim:

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cishetsbeingcishet:

tbh im kinda glad that a lot of the realistic pokemon in the detective pikachu trailer are high key teetering on the edge of uncanny valley because like.. these are fantasy creatures that sort of talk and shoot fucking electricity and vines and fire and psychic energy out their eyeballs, they SHOULD look weird and alien. psyduck is a pokemon defined by the fact that it is experiencing an unending headache that motherfucker better look like he has seen the rise and fall of civilization itself. mr mime is literally like three brain cells away from being straight up human the sight of one should make me uncomfortable.

basically what im saying is we have been spoon-fed woobified anime pokemon for too long. put the monster back in pocket monsters.

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mcelboycontent:

thinking about how john mulaney and the mcelroys talk about their marriages as juxtaposed to most male comedians and just like…god the bar is so low but after so many years of hearing “ball and chain” jokes it is unbelievably refreshing to hear male comedians love the absolute shit out of their wives

big fucking mood

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cryptomaster-leviathan:

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pecawn:

help-mywife:

Help, my girlfriend calls Red Dead Redemption “Redededemption” and also insists that that’s the name of the main character

her mind is far more advanced than yours will ever be

His name is Red Dead

His name is Redford deadford please respect that

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peoplegettingreallymadatfood:

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