Silver Tongue

Nov 13

mamoru:

thedoomcard11:

mamoru:

I am an old sage…listen closely to my wisdom before my soul withers away…

Teach us, o wise one

you are not an anime character. your actions impact others and do not only exist in theory. nobody is required to stick around for your tragic backstory or to learn the reasons behind your actions. if you treat people like garbage, they are allowed to think of you as a jerk and nothing more. nobody is obligated to analyze you or think twice when you hurt them. similarly, you are not required to stick around to listen to other people’s reasons for treating you like trash. you can call them a jerk, cut them out of your life, and call it a day.

(via mentaltypo)

transgenderer:

maybe its maybelline. maybe its goblin magic. those are the only two options

(via robustquestioner)

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truth-is-bitter:

eelpatrickharris:

reasons that i was going 9 mph over the speed limit today: the lumberjack in the big red chevy truck behind me on this double-lined road was in a hurry and also was using a slightly more powerful bluetooth radio to play his music, but he was using the same frequency that i use, and he was just playing Party In The Usa on repeat, so every time he caught up to me my music started fading out and “i pUT MY HANDS UP THEY’RE PLAYIN MY SONG” started blaring from my speakers and i was justly running for my fucking life

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD I JUST KEEP PICTURING SOME POOR SOUL SWEATING AND STARING AT THIS TRUCK IN THEIR REAR VIS MIRROR WITH PARTY IN THE USA PLAYING IS THIS A SCENE FROM AN ACTION MOVIE

(via robustquestioner)

torosiken:

this bit right here

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it shows us that Pokemon does look different in “real” life compared to how media portrays them. Because look at those balloons on the back. Look at the Jigglypuff one compared to the “real” Jigglypuff here.

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It’s interesting because even in our society, we draw certain animals differently and more simplified, and “cuter” than the real ones in a lot of cases.

I just really appreciate this -realistic- approach of Pokemon because it show how detailed the world idea is in that universe. By showing this bit it kinda shown how developed their world is in comparison to ours!

(via scafe-dragon)

mistyheartrbs:

onion-souls:

butmuhgains:

ryo-maybe:

cloudstrifefursona:

pokemoncristallo:

florencedrunk:

kaleidoscopekiller:

I know we make fun of american politics a lot but I thought y’all should know that this Italian leader of a Conservative party is doing this thing where she appeals to weebs by reading manga and having people draw her as an anime character

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quest'immagine mi ha resa sterile

PORCODIO????

PIANGO

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i feel like it’s important to note that people aren’t actually drawing her as an anime character, that’s an existing character from love live sunshine who is also known for being a raging lesbian and she mistook screenshots from the franchise’s upcoming movie (set in italy) for art of her and it’s the funniest goddamn thing i’ve seen all year

(via chefpyro)

macotea:
“ヒューマンズ
”

macotea:

ヒューマンズ

(via bloodsbane)

milesupshur:
“ wedding tips: dont invite mettaton
”

milesupshur:

wedding tips: dont invite mettaton

(via moonpaw)

topographicocean:

voresimulator:

justsomeantifas:

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yet again, incredible takes from Forbes

The article is worse than the headline

Wow, it really is

(via chefpyro)

roseperfume:

“your skin is so soft” is rlly a compliment on the same tier as “you smell good” 

(via robustquestioner)