Silver Tongue

Nov 27

aeritus:
“ When it’s about drawing Jade with different outfits (aka my own) I’m an unstobbable force. Also WOW 3 days 3 different styles, as my fucking usual.
Day 3 for jadeweek!
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aeritus:

When it’s about drawing Jade with different outfits (aka my own) I’m an unstobbable force. Also WOW 3 days 3 different styles, as my fucking usual.

Day 3 for jadeweek!

powerfulwizard:

The Mandalorian is a 123movies original series that Disney+ is illegally hosting and they should sue

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commanderchrist:
“ jetstream-tormod:
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Do any of you know how cheap soda syrup and hot dogs are?
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commanderchrist:

jetstream-tormod:

124:

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Do any of you know how cheap soda syrup and hot dogs are?

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transpunkspacejunk:

be christ-like this christmas. gather a crowd and inspire them to anarchism. beat a politician with a whip. help out your local sex workers. preach equality.

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spiroandthelacktones:
“pirate baby yoda for all your needs
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spiroandthelacktones:

pirate baby yoda for all your needs

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microcroft:

sailor–spoon:

siniristiriita:

cat: hey you gonna eat that?

human: uh, that’s a rat. They’ve been showing up ever since we started harvesting grain. We don’t eat them, they eat our food.

cat: free game then. Cool.

human: be my guest.

cat: hey is this spot free? It looks warm and I need a place to have my litter.

humans: this is my house. Feel free, I guess, just don’t get stepped on.

cat: hey can you watch my kittens for me? I need to hunt and I don’t want predators finding them.

human: holy shit these buggers are cute. Nothing will happen to them.

cat: I am going to climb on your lap now and you are going to love me.

human: I’m ok with this.

HEY JUST TO REMIND EVERYONE: CATS DOMESTICATED THEMSELVES AND WE ARE JUST LUCKY THAT THEY CHOSE TO HAVE US IN THEIR LIVES

kinda mad because op managed to summarize the domestication of cats in a single post what it took me a 10+ page research paper to explain

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yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

milqi:

teathattast:

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That cat is going to murder the man in the dark of night.

alas, he will be unable to murder the man because the accordion noises that now accompany his every move make stealth impossible

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meteorash:

silver-tongues-blog:

yourplayersaidwhat:

Gnome tosses rotten necromancer head to NPC

NPC: What the FUCK!?

Gnome: Jobs done. wheres our payment

NPC: I just asked you to look into if he was behind the kidnappings, not to kill him!

Gnome: well one way or the other, the kidnappings wont happen anymore

We ended up killing the npc too and used the necromancers own notes and magic to bind both their souls to one single body under our thrall

I want to ask what’s wrong with you guys but I also don’t want to know

Our party consists of a war paladin, a granddaughter of Tiamat and the gnome whose a few apples short of a pie

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