ANYWAY, I can only work one day a week right now because I’m a full-time student. The inspection on my car is due, and I also have to get my oil changed and pay my bills. Since @boredpanda wants to deny me my royalties, you should commission me.
Or donate directly to me! Here is my cash.me, and my Ko-Fi!
This guy knows what he’s talking about. He’s one of the lead writers for Leverage and if you ever watch the series on DVD, do yourself a favor and listen to him talk about how the scripts got written. Some of the advice he has is stuff I use all the time: 1. Don’t introduce an important plot person or thing after the first half of the story. 2. Always tie up loose ends. 3. Introduce important things in the middle of unimportant things. 4. If you have to infodump, find an emotion to tie it to and it will seem less like infodump and more like a motive rant.
…Was I looking at the patterns wrong? It’s like Magic Eye, right? Except that it actually looks like something~?
And lemme tell ya, never take one of those tests after being awake five days straight and eating expired cereal, because man, do those little blots have some cranky opinions~
“Well, I think it’s a disgrace, it’s just an absolute disgrace how this man, this american hero was, uh, that he was sent there without any weapons or equipment, completely on his own, to take on these terrorists. It’s nuts, it’s just nuts, and I’m going to–I’ve already talked to Colonel Campbell, Colonel Campell, an old friend of mine, big friend, big man, we talk every year, and I talked to him and I asked him Ron, what happened over there? What happened? Nobody knows! Which is why we’re already working on having some of our own, our own Metal Gears, big Metal Gears, absolutely massive, you wouldn’t believe–I know a lot about Metal Gears, you know I do, and these ones, our Metal Gears, they’re gonna be… just the best, folks. Just the best.”
