whoa you guys arent gonna believe this but i just saw moses come down the mountain again with a medium sized rock and he said theres a thirteenth commandment that just dropped and its that you cannot watch videos with sound on in public or you go to hell forever
he said those ones are only applicable to canadian geese that live in parking lots so we dont have to worry about it
fwiw that kind of “omg they totally should not have made me read lord of the flies in middle school” rhetoric is very close cousins with “children should not be exposed to books about racism and trans people.” you’re coming from the same basic ideology that books written for children are somehow also unsafe for children, that books intended to educate will actually traumatize, and that what children should read should be heavily restricted and censored. it’s anti-intellectualism babes.
like i get that you think you’re just talking about old yeller or whatever book you must of read where an animal dies and it made you sad when you were 9 and for some reason as an adult you can’t let go of that, but this is word for word the same exact argument people will make for demanding libraries pull books like julián is a mermaid. i am not exaggerating.
was playing splatoon anarchy battles earlier and after a few matches with one team i decided to leave because i thought they were not very good and i might have better luck on a different team. and the second. i go back in and get put on a new team. the opponents. are my former teammates. i felt like such a traitor. a cephalopod turncoat. i am sorry for my betrayal. i did however emerge victorious so maybe the team did suck a little bit.
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