(Source: aliiiiiice, via chefpyro)
Some ppl say comedy is dead cause of “political correctness” but like john mulaney did an entire bit on captchas and bo burnham did an entire bit on not being able to fit ur hand inside a pringles can so really anything is possible as long as ur actually funny
(Source: whalien96, via robustquestioner)
I never download anything. Whenever I want something it just grows on my harddrive like mold.
I think that’s a virus
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Y O U M U ST C R E A T E A V E S S E L .
(via moonpaw)
*pulls out credit card* Wait… what?
(Source: vurren, via pembrokewkorgi)
online friendships are a delicate mix of “i know all your deepest secrets” and “wait you’re not left-handed”
And “hey, I wrote some porn for you.”
“Also, what is your name again?”
“I could not pick out this person from a crowd but I know their OTP, their kinks, all about their cats Mr. Fluffens, what they had for dinner and that they’re depressed.”
(via jadewares)
my three favourite words are rowdy, hubris and fuck
What about moist
