Silver Tongue

Nov 10

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a tshirt that says “ONLY YOU CAN SEE ME”

(Source: gayarsonist, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

jubaloba:
“ le-simbo:
“ When business men accidentally book a hotel that a furry con is at
”
@morkitten
”

jubaloba:

le-simbo:

When business men accidentally book a hotel that a furry con is at

@morkitten

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evenstarsinthesky:

aaronexplainsitall:

alexander:

Soda is just crunchy water

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(Source: godpenis, via robustquestioner)

glumshoe:

etherealunicorn:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

“Hey, I like this color and it looks great on me!” you say one day.

Six years later you open your closet and nearly every shirt you own is the same shade of rusty red-orange. Help.

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SHIT. SHIT SHIT SHIT.

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I’VE BEEN MASC VELMA THIS ENTIRE TIME AND I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW

well my dudes it happened again

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I was walking down the sidewalk downtown today and caught sight of my reflection in a shop window and realized I’m dressed like Velma AGAIN

Are you sure you’re not cosplaying Velma because, jinkies, you look like Velma a lot in that pic

no I just run towards warm-colored fabric like a bull charging a matador’s cape

(via robustquestioner)

Anonymous asked: Inhales, Imagine with how Deltarune is and just seeing Chara There and they are a gremlin.

vsemily:

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as if Chara would pass up the opportunity to act like a gremlin ever

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pietriarchy:

corporate: we wont pay you a cent above min wage

also corporate: why are all the good employees quitting? why are we understaffed? we gotta fix the high turnover rate that happens god knows why. everyone on the floor go and work harder to compensate while we figure out this mystery thanks

(via robustquestioner)