Silver Tongue

Nov 10

2-face:
madamebomb:
cephalotodd:
we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)
Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.
im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction
this callout is completely deserved

while we’re on the topic of bullshit that happens at stores in america, cashiers should be allowed to sit down

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sleepsong:

politics in 2018 are wild

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starridge:

he!!! best boy!!!

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sunnycallme:

“you can’t make a lawful good character interesting and enjoyable”:

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computationalcalculator:

smokehandsmcmike:
The dudes from mythbusters are the ultimate unstoppable force vs immovable object,, every time they interact its just
immovable object is an amazing description for a person who once said “I don’t think our death ray is working. I’m standing right in it, and I’m not dead yet.”

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chefpyro:

Wow it’s Snake Eater from the hit game Snake Eater

snake eater from the hit game, snake eater eating a snake

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saintsoup:

a good gender neutral term to use is “fool”

snatcher was a true ally

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themattienicol:

morthils:
stillisee:
aro-as-in-straight-as-a:
thegoodjanet:
izzy-almighty:
hot take: jake peralta is bi and john mulaney plays his ex boyfriend from high school in season six of brooklyn nine-nine
john mulaney plays a rockin’ twink
John Mulaney: *to himself* What would Leonard Bernstein do?
Captain Holt: *to Jake, quietly* I support your and Amy’s relationship with my whole heart but why on earth would you give up a man like that
I don’t even go here (just like… my toes) and I want this, specifically with all these tages from @bosstoaster
#The episode would be Amy getting jealous not of John and Jake but that he has so many interests in common with Holt #So she spends the whole time trying to win back the Captain #Meanwhile Rosa is on a warpath at Jake #Because she told HIM about her sexuality and stuff and had EMOTIONS #And he didn’t tell HER #How DARE he
“look, it’s not like i hid anything, it just never came up!”
“You called yourself out for ‘straighsplaining’“
the whole bi thing goes completely over charles’ head and he keeps getting really aggro like “oh you and jake were real close huh?? too bad, sucker jake is MY best friend!”
everybody else is like “charles no”
at the end john mulaney turns out to be the embezzler they’ve been looking for
But John was in his room all night. You can feel his tv, its still warm.

john is currently dating the pontiac bandit. also somehow he wins the halloween heist

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