my anxiety: “what if someone slipped you hallucinogenic drugs and you’re actually in walmart right now pissing in the middle of the store?”
me: “…we’ll confront that problem when we come to it”
Exactly this but also ‘what if while you were sleeping someone put cameras in your bathroom and people are watching you pee over the internet for money’ there are so many worries involved in peeing
holy shit I’m not the only one who always gets paranoid thoughts of there being cameras whenever I go to the bathroom
i always get nervous because my toilet is directly across from the mirror so i always have that thought “what if the person in the mirror isnt actually me and is some pervert watching me”
My dog has a habit where, right before a walk, she just takes a mouthful of kibble and keeps it in her mouth. Then, during the walk, she would decide on a good spot and just spit the kibble out and then eat it.
Your honour. Members of the jury. Police security man guy. The Defendant. Me. The lady sitting in the fifth row with the weird hat. no I am not stalling for time
