I feel like the usage of the term “crack ship” has changed. When I think “crack ship”, I don’t think ‘these two characters have good chemistry and would be good together, but it’s not going to happen, so it’s crack", I think Loki/Gordon Ramsay
There’s a big difference between rarepair and crackship.
‘these two characters have good chemistry and would be good together, but it’s not going to happen’ is a non-canon ship (Ron Weasley/Harry Potter)
a rarepair is a ship that isn’t popular (Ron Weasley/Dean Thomas)
a crackship requires everyone around you ask wtf you were smoking (Ron Weasley/The Whomping Willow)
Lets please put the crack back in crackship
The only mainstream crackship left in the world is Johnny bravo and samurai jack
The most egregious iteration of this I’ve ever heard was from a friend, who was in her doctor’s office waiting room, and when the nurse called her name, she started to get up, but then another, older woman did.
And she kind of thought “Oh, weird,” but she does have a relatively common first name so she didn’t think that much about it.
A few minutes later the nurse reappears and exasperatedly calls my friend’s name again.
The other woman had decided to try to pretend to be her in order to get in to see the doctor faster.
She Ra rEALLY had to pull me in there with my favorite ship dynamic of big menacing but rEDEEMABLE VILLAIN meets smaller intelligent girl who doesn’t take any shit from him and offers him the pOWER OF FRIENDSHIP GODDAMNIT
THEY REALLY DID THAT I AM SO GODDAMN PREDICTABLE WITH MY SHIPS
Quite a few of her ideas of fun have almost killed people, so this is indeed very accurate as well.
Anonymous asked: I dont know who the hell the B stands for but god its disgusting that you ship anyone with Dib. Thats a whole ass child, freak. Wanted to follow for the Pokemon content but you're out here shipping whatever the fuck badr is. Dont fucking ship the kids with irkens jesus christ
There’s one (1) think in Disney’s Mulan that irks me. The jaw line. Mulan’s jaw line is drawn differently when she’s acting as Ping. No kidding:
this is her “regular, Fa Mulan” face. In this version her jaw is even highlighted by the makeup. Look how round is it.
and this is her Ping jaw. Square. Totally square.
WHY????? Isn’t consistency in the character base shapes like, an important thing??
Not to mention how she immediately regains her long lashes as soon as she is exposed. With her round jaw obviously.
?????
That feel when you’re Asian and your father with a bad leg was about to be sent off to surely die in a war for your great empire so you squared up both metaphorically and physically.
