Silver Tongue

Nov 22

dndnd-memes:

A bard thing

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viostormcaller:

squeeful:

thebiscuiteternal:

incorrect-ironstrange:

I feel like the usage of the term “crack ship” has changed. When I think “crack ship”, I don’t think ‘these two characters have good chemistry and would be good together, but it’s not going to happen, so it’s crack", I think Loki/Gordon Ramsay

There’s a big difference between rarepair and crackship.

‘these two characters have good chemistry and would be good together, but it’s not going to happen’ is a non-canon ship (Ron Weasley/Harry Potter)

a rarepair is a ship that isn’t popular (Ron Weasley/Dean Thomas)

a crackship requires everyone around you ask wtf you were smoking (Ron Weasley/The Whomping Willow)

Lets please put the crack back in crackship

The only mainstream crackship left in the world is Johnny bravo and samurai jack

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onegianthand:

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Clown

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game-girler-blog:
““ It comes with 2 subwoofers
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game-girler-blog:

It comes with 2 subwoofers 

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chavisory:

tygermama:

Bless you, Sue

yamitamiko:

me, holding a pizza box and shouting: SUE!

customer walks up

me: sue?

customer opens the box, frowns, and sticks her finger in the pizza: i didn’t order pepperoni

me, with a voice devoid of any emotion: ……. sue?

customer: oh! no i’m (name)!

the actual sue, materializing at my elbow: is that a pizza for sue?

me: would you like some free breadsticks to eat while we remake you pizza? another customer touched it

‘another customer’ sheepishly mumbles sorry

sue, who has clearly worked with the public: you take as long as you need to, honey

achillesvevo:

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The most egregious iteration of this I’ve ever heard was from a friend, who was in her doctor’s office waiting room, and when the nurse called her name, she started to get up, but then another, older woman did.

And she kind of thought “Oh, weird,” but she does have a relatively common first name so she didn’t think that much about it.

A few minutes later the nurse reappears and exasperatedly calls my friend’s name again.

The other woman had decided to try to pretend to be her in order to get in to see the doctor faster.

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adurot:
“elbdot:
“ She Ra rEALLY had to pull me in there with my favorite ship dynamic of big menacing but rEDEEMABLE VILLAIN meets smaller intelligent girl who doesn’t take any shit from him and offers him the pOWER OF FRIENDSHIP GODDAMNIT
THEY...

adurot:

elbdot:

She Ra rEALLY had to pull me in there with my favorite ship dynamic of big menacing but rEDEEMABLE VILLAIN meets smaller intelligent girl who doesn’t take any shit from him and offers him the pOWER OF FRIENDSHIP GODDAMNIT

THEY REALLY DID THAT
I AM SO GODDAMN PREDICTABLE WITH MY SHIPS

Quite a few of her ideas of fun have almost killed people, so this is indeed very accurate as well.

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Anonymous asked: I dont know who the hell the B stands for but god its disgusting that you ship anyone with Dib. Thats a whole ass child, freak. Wanted to follow for the Pokemon content but you're out here shipping whatever the fuck badr is. Dont fucking ship the kids with irkens jesus christ

engloid:

x2die:

armorgaa:

silver-tongues-blog:

HUH????? BADR IS MY NAME ITS A NAME IN ARABIC I DON’T EVEN WATCH ZIM DUGDHBCHBVHJVFH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON

this is what you guys get for naming ships in your show in such a stupid way

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same energy

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holy trinity

thequantumqueer:

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smaug-official:

bemusedlybespectacled:

thedosian-cabbage:

kurosmind:

There’s one (1) think in Disney’s Mulan that irks me. 
The jaw line. 
Mulan’s jaw line is drawn differently when she’s acting as Ping. No kidding:

this is her “regular, Fa Mulan” face. In this version her jaw is even highlighted by the makeup. Look how round is it.

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and this is her Ping jaw. Square. Totally square.

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WHY????? 
Isn’t consistency in the character base shapes like, an important thing??

Not to mention how she immediately regains her long lashes as soon as she is exposed. With her round jaw obviously.

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????? 

That feel when you’re Asian and your father with a bad leg was about to be sent off to surely die in a war for your great empire so you squared up both metaphorically and physically.

it’s on the fricking vhs cover

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this has bothered me since 1999

Why do you have to come for Mulan like this

It’s called contour sweetie

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johnnyslittleanimalblog:
“ oh………..
it’s a kitty hurricane.   ”

johnnyslittleanimalblog:

oh………..


it’s a kitty hurricane. 

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sabertoothwalrus:
“ mass-destruction:
“ HEAH
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I’ve thought about this post every day for the past 5 years
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sabertoothwalrus:

mass-destruction:

HEAH

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I’ve thought about this post every day for the past 5 years

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