Silver Tongue

Nov 22

(via the-steve-vrc)

turing-tested:

is it too late to get into mcr

its never too late to get into mcr

Nov 21

turing-tested:

there’s queer subtext in the cars cinematic universe but you have to have a genius level IQ to see it

you dont need to be a genius to see it. even the dumbest person could see the military jeep and the hippy van were in love with each other

barbara-lazuli:

megamindmutual:

etherealpanacea:

shittyknight:

honeymushroom:

this is so fucking funny jrbfgjkbjhfbg

I SCREAM

The epitome of men is feeling so absurdly enraged by a woman having opinions about a thing he likes that he makes a near day long video about how mad he is about it.

… eleven hours??? Why did 100k people bother watching it?

(via liquidstar)

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

mockiato-deactivated20200315:

coughloop:

The implication that a 50 year old Yoda is the equivalent to a human toddler is so fucking funny because it means he wouldnt have started his youngling training until he was atleast 75 and he STILL said Anakin was too old to be able to start training at like age 9 what a king

Maybe yoda just doesn’t understand human ages and was like ‘nine that’s what like…. 500? 800? Yeah that’s way too old’

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scottandhiskind:

instagrampa:

unclefather:

Excuse me she was WHAT

I really struggled to believe this until I looked it up

(via stemmmm)

“Barry’s name was originally Sildar Hallwinter” taken very literally. Walk with me.

momnar:

momnar:

Sildar Jean Hallwinter. A stuffy name that belonged to great grandpa. “Jean” said all fancylike as in “Jean Valjean”.

Heck it. That’s a mouthful. Parents called him “Darry”. Darry Jean Hallwinter.

Misspelled as “Barry” on his introductory IPRE nametag. It stuck as a joke, then became the only thing people knew him by. Barry Jean Whatshisface.

Haha “Bluejean”. Cause he wears Bluejeans all the time. It’s hilarious.

Barry J. Bluejeans.

#i’m fucking yelling good god #he just starts introducing himself as barry bluejeans by the time he gets to ipre #then at he and lup’s wedding #‘do you take sildar hallwinter to be-’ #‘do i take fucking WHOM’

I’m dying

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look at this character! their name is Mal and they are chaotic bastard!

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