Silver Tongue

Nov 09

barfy:
vzmp:
no offence but nothing will ever be more emotionally impacting then ‘despite everything, it’s still you’
be straightforward with you.
my brother’d really like to see a human…
so, y'know. it’d really help me out,
if you kept pretending to be one.
#jesus god both of these lines have the exact same intensity for polar opposite emotions #also we cant forget at the end of an almost-genocide where alphys becomes queen and she says #“i should have killed you when i had the chance” and then hangs up and thats thr last line in the game #hhhhoooooohhh

(via aeritus)

the-hardcorecasual:

I don’t know how to casually play video games. It’s either I’m not interested or I play for 16 hrs straight and forget to eat.

(via aeritus)

tabloo:

spacefaeries:
patchwork-indigo:
Neopets is a great way to teach kids how to earn and manage money.
that will be 39.4 million dollars, please.
just like art school

(via bloodsbane)

bobodenkirksfeet:

our local, independent grocery store made a grave mistake

(Source: bongfullofblood, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

twilightisgaynow:

sangotori:
twilightisgaynow:
new high school classmate: so what’s your name
renesmee: renesmee
new classmate: that’s… interesting
renesmee: my mom was on crack when she named me
bella, sitting literally two seats away:
I’m so concerned that this post implies Bella and Edward will attend high school again with their own daughter
youre goddamn right thats what im implying

(via robustquestioner)

dragonslaying:

“minecraft is so theraputic” i say after screaming out loud when a skeleton shot at me

(Source: bowserswife, via jadewares)

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nattousan:

hardstoplucas1:
“If I didn’t see you then you didn’t do it”
this guy is excelling in a completely unique genre of his own creation that consists of extremely relatable humor steeped in twilight zone horror and i am here for it

(via gearholder)

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dingdongyouarewrong:

chuck tingle, two time hugo award nominee and author of such erotica classics as ‘space raptor butt invasion’, ‘i’m gay for my living billionaire jet plane’, ‘bigfoot pirates haunt my balls’, and ‘there’s a bitcoin in my butt and he’s handsome’ just published a short story about the importance of consent and how it’s okay to have a loving relationship without sex if you want to???
that’s lovely on its own but it’s also called ‘not pounded in the butt by anything and that’s okay’, which is my favourite book title ever

(via nofacednerd)