Silver Tongue

Nov 09

eyesprawl:

griffin mcelroy voice: welcome to my fun comedy show for jokes :) in this episode, listen as a man begs one of his closest friends to kill him so he doesn’t forget his missing wife’s face

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roxdaa:

lolpacitha:

thrown-out-pasta:

not-so-innocent-bi-sander:

katatles-the-fish:

what-even-is-thiss:

prinxietys:

griffinmcelroyspisskink:

curiousobsession101:

griffinmcelroyspisskink:

i made a generator for yall to see what ur genders are

Normally these generators give me stupid boring shit that’s just very NO but

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Thank you this is now the only generator I will use ever.

glad to be of service >:3c

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Me: This isn’t gonna work

Me: *gets results*

Me:

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Stop being so on the nose.

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….

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…I mean. True.

Sorry guys i now identify as

big tiddie ??? Person

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Hhhhh tru

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Accurate

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You know what, thats valid

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millenary-kid:

mniarosy:

moonstone-reblogs:

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Saw a weirdly purple window and I had to meme it

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spidey-pal:

perpetualmaelstrom:

green-gay13:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying

killer on the phone with a character: i’m in your house and i will kill you

character: alright lit hurry up tho

The fakest part of this is a Gen Z kid answering the phone

killer via dm on ig: i’m in your house and i will kill you

character: alright queen👏🏼💖 hurry up🔥🔥💦💦


Dont forget that kids know exactly which things to talk about that hurt you most
“really, hockey mask and chainsaw? real original, did your moms sever head dress you?”

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biggest-gaudiest-fish:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

theawkwardchimera:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

sweet fuck vampires are pale b/c they’re anemic

Did you only just realize this? They also suck blood because they cant get vitamin d from sun exposure.

take a multivitamin you melodramatic victorian appropriating eternal dumbasses

This is my favorite description of a vampire ever

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Exactly two people on the planet are allowed to wear a wifebeater tucked into jeans

maxximoffed:

lordmogatron:

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That will be all; I won’t be taking questions.

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