Silver Tongue

Nov 18

[video]

one-in-lemillion:
squided:
i was curious what the other side of the moon looked like so i googled it and
i’m so glad we got the side we did the moon’s ass ugly
You’re so rude to Miss Moon the reason her ass is so fucked up is cuz she’s protecting us from meteors. Her face is beautiful so her ass can be disgusting and we can be safe.

(via newbarrk)

day-colors:

Me, still not over garnet’s universe? maybe so

(via demilypyro)

just-that-max-guy:

chefpyro:
what if a pokemon trainer threw a pokeball wrong in a stadium and an audience member caught it and just took it home
If you’re in the middle of a huge ass stadium and you throw a pokeball bad enough that it lands in the audience, then maybe you deserve having your pokémon taken from you

the protag of diamond and pearl manga didnt know how to throw pokeballs at the start because he was an orphan raised by aipoms

(via demilypyro)

cronchyiceboi:

katy-l-wood:
Me: I need a library card, but I just moved so I don’t have an ID with my address or any mail with it.
Librarian: -slides me a blank library postcard- Write your address on this like it would be mailed to you.
Me: Sure?
Librarian: -takes it back- Great! Now we have mail with your address on it!
Me: …does it really work that way?
Librarian: the rules don’t say it DOESN’T work that way. Here’s your new library card!
Librarians are the most dangerous magic users because they can aquire infinite knowlege
“There actually isn’t a rule that says I can’t cast this spell. I checked.”
“Which book?”
“A L L O F T H E M.”

(via jadewares)

Nov 17

spoopyacidfairy:

biggest-goofiest-fish:
sea-anon:
tigerwing-infinity:
official-cisphobe:
nonbinaryqueerzim:
azathothsserenade:
nebula-bf:
mattohkeefe:
i’m worth five fucking dollars
18 bucks
10.50 4 me
$57.50
$53.00
$82.50
$60.50
$71 buckerinos
$31.50

47.5

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scraps-is-busy:

I wanted to draw noodles I like.
@dracini
@ocpalace
@silver-tongues-blog
@thedenofravenpuff
These are all good noodles. I want everybody to know that.

Theres my baby boy, straight from the moving picture show

fishfunk:

tessathompsonsstrapon:
true crime is becoming to girls what ww2 is to boys
relevant twitter meme

(via bloodsbane)

(via stemmmm)

uncle-cucky:

I wanted to do some variant designs of… whatever Mr. Blue is, so have some sad cloud people