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if ur running a game for a bunch of theater kids who want to roll to seduce every monster and npc:
- if they successfully seduce an npc, have them say “meet me tonight.” they will definitely forget to do this.
- if they remember the meeting, have the npc drop their disguise. the pc is now alone and unarmored in a dark room with a demon. roll initiative.
STOP SAYING YOU WOULD TRY TO FUCK THE DEMON STOP BEING HORNY WHEN YOU PLAY DND
BE MORE HORNY IN DND FUCK THE DEMONS
do you people actually play tabletop games with your friends and loved ones or are you just horny
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ohhhhhhhjhggghhh nooooo how could they DO this the BASTARDS
instagram influencers: killing likes will destroy us
everyone else:
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Shoutout to Percy Jackson for being a kids book that straight up murdered the abusive step dad instead of doing some bullshit redemption arc where they have to forgive him
Oh fuck I can’t get the song where the anime girls explain how to make shitty beef stroganoff out of my head
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Peak character design: bastard ass clown
Feel free to add any more bastard ass clowns to this post.
Hey so op here, i forgot some clowns that im surprised nobody added.
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Me from trying to keep the conversation from dying
this is why I have back problems,,,, from carrying every conversation
this is just online dating
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you can stop this