Silver Tongue

Nov 05

favourite new tumblr glitch is how sometimes ill refresh and itll take me to a ‘not found’ page
like what wasnt found
the whole website??

(Source: cremia, via bloodsbane)

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the-entire-furry-fandom:

didednieas:
the-entire-furry-fandom:
asgore toriel and asriel as hank peggy and bobby
credit to Garth2The2ndPower on deviantart (https://www.deviantart.com/garth2the2n)
holy god

(Source: hachikosyndrome, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

schmergo:

scopesandskullties:
schmergo:
Discourse: Willy Wonka is Old Testament God
Explain
Sings “if you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it,” then kicks people out for eating stuff he told them not to eat

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

pyronoid-d:

pyronoid-d:
This pizza joint got it all figured out
I’d like to clarify, the Prick of the Week feature is regularly updated, as the last time I saw it, it was Elon Musk.

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

lauralot89:

Because I remember disinformation being spread around the last election and I’m sure Russia will bring it back:
YOU CAN’T VOTE ONLINE.
YOU CAN’T VOTE FROM YOUR PHONE.
IN MANY STATES THERE ARE LEGAL CONSEQUENCES FOR PHOTOGRAPHING YOUR BALLOT.
DO NOT WEAR CAMPAIGN GEAR TO THE POLLS.
DO NOT TRY TO PERSUADE PEOPLE TO VOTE FOR A CANDIDATE AT THE POLLS.
DO NOT ENGAGE IN ANY KIND OF POLITICAL DISCOURSE AT THE POLLS.
NO ELECTION IS EVER A SURE THING, EVEN IF YOU’RE IN THE BLUEST OR REDDEST OF STATES. IF SOMEONE TRIES TO TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN SIT THIS ONE OUT, THEY ARE EITHER IGNORANT OR MALICIOUS.
VOTE.

(via ryukodragon)

fathippyfeminist:

There are hundreds more.

(via robustquestioner)

probablybadrpgideas:

Sick of the party bard talking their way out of trouble, leaving you to sit there and watch your carefully made encounters being ruined? Why not turn the tables on them and make your next antagonist a level 20 bard who talks the PCs into trouble!

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

whattheactualpie:
dear person who aggressively stormed into the cubicle next to me and started peeing angrily: are you ok
i absolutely read this as office cubicle and was trying to figure out what sort of day you had that this was your reaction

(Source: imstill-there, via robustquestioner)