Silver Tongue

Nov 04

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lintysoy:
“ necromancerbatman:
“ pregnantseinfeld:
“imagine believing this was true
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Imagine believing that this was true and also defending them despite the fact that that would mean that as people, CEOs know what being poor and starving on minimum...

lintysoy:

necromancerbatman:

pregnantseinfeld:

imagine believing this was true

Imagine believing that this was true and also defending them despite the fact that that would mean that as people, CEOs know what being poor and starving on minimum wage is like, and just have 0 empathy for others and continue to cause people to suffer despite being there themselves

there’s a reason the fuckers on undercover boss can’t do a single goddamned job when they go undercover….they were literally born into a higher class and got to go right to the 6 figure job right off the bat… their first job may not have been ceo, but they absolutely weren’t minimum wage…..

that’s also why you see these same fuckers thinking that they “worked their way to the top” they think “working” is not getting the ceo job right away… they had to “waste away” in that 800k job for six years until one day the ceo died and they stepped right in

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cvltcryptid:
“ garbage-empress:
“remember this whenever politicians start advertising themselves as “tough on crime” or start talking about a crime wave all of a sudden.
”
I know I don’t have a ton of followers, but just a reminder that there are...

cvltcryptid:

garbage-empress:

remember this whenever politicians start advertising themselves as “tough on crime” or start talking about a crime wave all of a sudden.

I know I don’t have a ton of followers, but just a reminder that there are currently prisoners striking in America over forced labor in the prison system, which is basically a firm of legal slavery.

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goweninsane:

moonlandingwasfaked:

u ppl rly take it personally when someone makes a joke u got bored of

It’s their

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zelpixel:
“ Huevember day 02 !
My first fanart of Sollux, I’m happy with it hehe !
If you wanna check the speedpaint it’s rightttttt there :3 :
https://youtu.be/PtPFLsV_C94
”

zelpixel:

Huevember day 02 ! 

My first fanart of Sollux, I’m happy with it hehe ! 

If you wanna check the speedpaint it’s rightttttt there :3 :

https://youtu.be/PtPFLsV_C94

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(Source: whitepeopletwitter, via robustquestioner)

fluorescentbrains:

parentheticalaside:

Seeing people posting about how they don’t personally have to do anything about climate change because corporations and governments need to do the bulk of the work. Listen, this problem is so big and pressing that every fucking person needs to pull their weight in addition to the corporations and governments who need to do the bulk of the work.

Collectively, the difference between you being someone who buys less, plants more, eats more ethically, recycles, takes totes into stores, uses mass transit or rides a bike and being a person who doesn’t do anything because you’ve decided it’s always someone else’s problem is fucking huge. That time you littered adds to the millions of other times other people littered. The time you left the water on while you brushed your teeth adds to the millions of other times other people left the water on while they brushed their teeth.

You influence people. Your actions are noticed. People follow your lead. Yes, you.

You are part of we. Do your fucking part.

#it’s ironic how many people believe that collective action will bring about a socialist revolution#but also dismiss any notion of the collective power of millions of individuals making different choices#as neoliberal bullshit#because they don’t wanna have to change their behavior in the slightest

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homestuckgirls:
“woxyyy
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homestuckgirls:

woxyyy

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doctornanitesreblogs:

cacklebarnacle:

jumpingjacktrash:

themiscyra1983:

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

xekstrin:

icedsilver:

tilthat:

TIL plants make caffeine to defend themselves against pests. Caffeine is toxic to birds, dogs, cats, and it has a pronounced adverse effect on mollusks, various insects, and spiders.

via reddit.com

Coffee plant: *evolves caffeine* Safe at last

Humans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why are we like this….

the fact that we can’t drink sea water even tho its the most common type of water just bc its 3% salt yet we can safely consume multiple forms of literal poison and even benefit from doing so just blows my fucking mind

Peppers: Now that I have capsaicin, no mammal will eat me! ONLY BIRDS. THE BIRDS WILL SPREAD MY SEEDS.

Humans: oh my god this burns so good

Peppers: wut

poppies: at last, i have evolved my sap to the point where anything that eats me will sleep… FOREVER

humans who are about to invent painkillers: hey guess what

tobacco: finally i can grow in peace, no more insects munching on my leaves.

humans holding matches: my, my, what do we have here?

Mint: Stay off me bugs or I’ll poison you!

Humans: Yeah I’m gonna need to put this poison in my dessert and mix it with chocolate. 

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