Silver Tongue

Nov 02

chilidelphia:

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fumu:

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psrj:

some boys

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fizzygingr:

ceramicsun:

doing laundry? fine, even fun. putting laundry away? terrible. worst chore. wretched way to spend time.

no putting laundry away we live out of the basket like men

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ct-7567:

duessaherself:

I just learned the origin of pink lemonade and I need you all to hear this.

So this dude selling concessions at a circus back in like 1857 ran out of lemonade and he needed water to make more, but there wasn’t a stream or water pump, BUT the BAREBACK HORSE RIDER had just washed her pink tights in a bucket of water, staining the water pink. So, being the enterprising fella he was, dude just threw in the lemons and sugar and told everyone it was special strawberry lemonade. Well, the circus patrons saw pink lemonade and thought, “That’s fucking amazing!” and he ended up selling twice as much lemonade than usual.

To reiterate.

This dude sold people sweaty horse crotch water and it was so popular it became an Actual Fucking Thing.

DELICIOUS.

Thats pussy babe!

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iopele:

dirtyrobotfricker:

Find their commissions page and give them money

this hack really works, it’s real, I’ve done it

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punkrorschach:

wodneswynn:

helendamnationx:

thespiralpath:

Source: https://twitter.com/ImpPoster

I should be able to sue men who touch me without permission

Under Icelandic settlement law I can kill people who call me names

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thefleshmustgrow:

creaturethatcries:

xenodile:

Boy I sure enjoyed Halloween, now for a nice calm and relaxing November!

It’s still Halloween

Every day is Halloween

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ignigeno:

thegreateyebrows:

ignigeno:

harryandlouisarehappilystrong:

evenstarsinthesky:

WHAT

WHAT

Ok so some fun facts here. Those are military shoulder straps. Most modern uniforms use them to affix epaulets that show rank to.

However their original use was to hold ammo bags, bayonets, and other military gear in place while it was slung over your shoulder.

The reason they show up on so many commercial jackets these days is because a lot of fashion designs have their roots in military uniform designs.

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