Silver Tongue

Nov 02

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jackslenderman:

kyraneko:

neurophilosophaster:

funereal-disease:

dagny-hashtaggart:

Basically what I’m saying is “thing that moves like a distorted gif, but in meatspace” works much better than “thing with tons of tentacles” as a visual representation of cosmic horror, IMHO.

Nowadays, sure, but human depictions of cosmic ineffability are always informed by time and place. In the early days of deep-sea exploration, “thing with tons of tentacles” was the very pinnacle of “holy shit what is that”; it’s just that the symbol has aged in a way that the substance has not.

CEPHALOPODS IN 1918: horrors from the unknowable depths of blackness only made only the more horrific by animate motions suggesting a flicker of intelligence within their shapeless, fleshy coils

CEPHALOPODS IN 2018: squashy frends 🐙😍 

The Uncanny Valley migrates … 

1918 : CEPHALOPODS

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2018 : CEPHALOPODS

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ampullae:
“I’m tired of being just a spectator in life. I’m ready to live. I’m gonna stand on my own two feet. I’m not gonna hide anymore. I have a beam sword.
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the only solace i can take from the lights is that hal is fucking dead

ampullae:

I’m tired of being just a spectator in life. I’m ready to live. I’m gonna stand on my own two feet. I’m not gonna hide anymore. I have a beam sword.

the only solace i can take from the lights is that hal is fucking dead

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sanctusapparatus:
“ perkachow:
“ talesof4chan:
“Anon needs help
”
Dude saw that wonderbread fetish and thought the shopping cart was the focus
”
Can’t you see? This man is a fetish antigen, his whole purpose to stop wonderbread guy’s fetish from ever...

sanctusapparatus:

perkachow:

talesof4chan:

Anon needs help

Dude saw that wonderbread fetish and thought the shopping cart was the focus

Can’t you see? This man is a fetish antigen, his whole purpose to stop wonderbread guy’s fetish from ever happening. Can’t put the bread in the cart if this dude has melted all of them into a cube.

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vantaw:

i’m playing the new undertale thingy and. no spoilers but

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toby. toby.

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velo:

worst mistake an eldritch abomination bent on dominating the universe can make is leaving kirby alive

bold of you to assume that any eldrich abomination horrorterror dark god has a choice on whether or not kirby lives.

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vedajuno:

vedajuno:

with Smash actually giving a damn about both villains and heavyweights this time around with the additions of Ridley and K Rool ya’ll should shut up about Waluigi and make some room for the new Mario rep we all deserve

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out of all the dumbshit pipe dream predictions I’ve made throughout Smash history I never could’ve expected this was the most onbase one I would ever make

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dryemiddi:
“I see no difference.
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dryemiddi:

I see no difference.

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