Basically what I’m saying is “thing that moves like a distorted gif, but in meatspace” works much better than “thing with tons of tentacles” as a visual representation of cosmic horror, IMHO.
Nowadays, sure, but human depictions of cosmic ineffability are always informed by time and place. In the early days of deep-sea exploration, “thing with tons of tentacles” was the very pinnacle of “holy shit what is that”; it’s just that the symbol has aged in a way that the substance has not.
CEPHALOPODS IN 1918: horrors from the unknowable depths of blackness only made only the more horrific by animate motions suggesting a flicker of intelligence within their shapeless, fleshy coils
Dude saw that wonderbread fetish and thought the shopping cart was the focus
Can’t you see? This man is a fetish antigen, his whole purpose to stop wonderbread guy’s fetish from ever happening. Can’t put the bread in the cart if this dude has melted all of them into a cube.
with Smash actually giving a damn about both villains and heavyweights this time around with the additions of Ridley and K Rool ya’ll should shut up about Waluigi and make some room for the new Mario rep we all deserve
out of all the dumbshit pipe dream predictions I’ve made throughout Smash history I never could’ve expected this was the most onbase one I would ever make
