Silver Tongue

Nov 06

since its basically 2012 again

might as well bring this back

jinlinli:
palindrome-girl:
jinlinli:
explain
1. lack of female characters in spn means that there are no meaningful het romantic relationship prospects for dean
2. the only strong relationship in the show is between dean and sam
3. wincest pairing becomes most popular ship in the show
4. many fans are frustrated that the juggernaut ship in spn is an incest ship
5. castiel appears in show
6. destiel goes wildly popular as a result of fans being relieved to have a mlm ship that isnt wincest
7. resulting destiel flurry shoots the show back to prominence, ushering in a new audience of fans, including stacey abrams in 2017
8. supernatural becomes stacey abrams’s new go-to relaxation show
9. stacey abrams’s frustration with sam’s decisions in season 10??? apparently??? helped form some of her opinions about coalition building in her campaign???? theres a 2018 interview with abrams on blackgirlnerds.com that posits this jkdfhgkjhdfghdfjkg
10. stacey abrams runs for georgia governor in 2018
11. stacey abrams narrowly loses the race in large part due to suppression of black votes
12. stacey abrams spends the next two years advocating for expanding voting access, an effort that has resulted in hundreds of thousands of first time registered voters
13. in the 2020 election, georgia goes blue by a margin of a thousand votes or so
14. stacey abrams’s efforts are given credit for this shift
15. stacey abrams celebrates by unwinding with a nice relaxing episode of destiel is canon
I hate to do this but given the above and the fact that Stacey Abrams has written romance novels there is a much higher than zero chance that she is fandom-adjacent

(via nofacednerd)

thewolfmanslayer:

Among us and Phasmophobia are similar but complete opposites as far as games go.
One is adorably designed but will potentially break your friendships the same way that Monopoly and Risk do
One is creepy as hell with but will have random strangers working together as if they’ve been decades long comrades in order to survive.
There is the potential to be murdered in either game.

(via rockboci)

jinlian:

this is the point the berenstein and berenstain universes are reconverging

(via nofacednerd)

heart-eyed-sanders:

Tag yourself

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turing-tested:

stop declawing your catboys, if you want a catboy you have to deal with them scratching, if you don’t think you can handle that; don’t get a catboy! it’s not that hard! they need to be able to defend themselves and the procedure can cause a lot of problems for them, so please don’t get it done if you can help it

unabashedlybi:

mouchefska:
ottermatopoeia:
monobear-theater:
monobear-theater:
It’s like the studio who makes the Pokemon anime doesn’t know how to draw Groudon
look at this
what a fucking disaster

(Source: vampireasterisk, via xxtc-96xx)

arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2:

iamoutofideas:
you’re too late spiderman I’ve already sucked all the dicks in new york
- the john green goblin

(via unclecucky)

hedgehog-moss:

I started with asking an innocent question
The answers were unanimously “no” but the explanations were a bit puzzling
That sounded made up so I doggedly persevered
I understand that there is conceivably one.
The answers offered several admissible distinctions:
I knew that!
I did not know that
the more explanations I read, the less I understood the sun as a concept
???
eventually, my unflinching investigation of the sun brought me to this page and it was like, this is not what I asked but finally an answer that makes sense:

okay the sun is not fire but it is a nuclear explosion

(via chefpyro)

anyayeah:

Chaotic evil

(via stemmmm)