Silver Tongue

Nov 01

uwakcrow:

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@spyrothedragon

“So Basically Spyro: Ripto’s Rage”

Zine 2/3

Freaking MoneyBags.

moneybags is a war profiteer selling arms to both sides.

(via scraps-is-busy)

jillbert:

jillbert:

jillbert:

ONE OF OUR INSTRUCTORS ACCIDENTALLY GOT PAID $787,000 THIS MONTH IM WHEEZING, OMFG PAYROLL

A PAYROLL EMPLOYEE ENTERED 123 INSTEAD OF 1 SO HE GOT PAID 123 TIMES WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO

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this is the rare $786,708 payday. reblog to receive more money than you were expecting on your next paycheck 💫

(Source: ghostbustinggays, via chess-and-snickers-deactivated2)

solluxismsnowaifu:

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New personality test:

Before you read the second statement, how did you pronounce the first statement?

(Source: jadedsoggy, via newbarrk)

Oct 31

kaiyeti:

silver-tongues-blog:

cryoverkiltmilk:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

geekandmisandry:

Alienate Nazis from your content. Make them feel like it is not for them and is explicit in working against them. Whatever ways we can make Nazis feel socially unsafe and unwelcome on the basis of being Nazis is a good deed done.

reminder that nazis aren’t allowed to enjoy my posts

Get the fuck off my blog if you’re a Nazi or a Nazi apologist or think that we need to reach out to them

if a nazi was on fire and i had a cup of water, i would make sure they saw me pout it out onto the ground out of reach

@silver-tongues-blog No. What you do is give the cup of water to a jewish guy, pour yourself a cup. Then cheers eachother and watch the nazi scum asshole burn.

the only valid response

(via kaiyeti)

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just-a-nerd-kid:
“ thekawaiicecilrhodes:
“ scratchman:
“ helioscentrifuge:
“ unclesampatriot2:
“ he’s suffering
”
how the fuck did he take the first bite
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HOW DOES ME EATING A SANDWICH HAVE 5000 NOTES
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HOW DID YOU EAT IT?!
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A most excellent hose...

just-a-nerd-kid:

thekawaiicecilrhodes:

scratchman:

helioscentrifuge:

unclesampatriot2:

he’s suffering

how the fuck did he take the first bite

HOW DOES ME EATING A SANDWICH HAVE 5000 NOTES

HOW DID YOU EAT IT?!

A most excellent hose should be able to eat any and all foods, they wouldn’t want to appear rude if a guest brings food, after all.

(via moonpaw)

is there any character more badass than bulma? she blackmails literal gods

weequaypirates:

marvel-menace:

weequaypirates:

iron man: Well kid for starters if you want to be an Avenger you’re going to need to have an actual, professional e-mail address 

peter “xXarachnidsGrip_88888888@gmail.com” parker: but i do, mr stark

peter, standing on the ceiling at 3am t posing: vriskakin

tony, sobbing: i dont know what that fucking means

peter: well i guess this means we’re all in cahoots now, huh. cahoooooooots

dr strange: dunno why you said that word twice like that. but technically yes 

Peter: Things look a little rough, we should probably abscond
Thor: You can run but im going to take all of the enemies on. All of them.
Peter: Did you just….

(Source: dreadshredder, via newbarrk)

thebaconsandwichofregret:
“ cats-and-cacti:
“i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance
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Everyone in the comments talking about how a woman is born with all her eggs and has them her whole life but a sperm cell is only made maybe a couple of days before...

thebaconsandwichofregret:

cats-and-cacti:

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

Everyone in the comments talking about how a woman is born with all her eggs and has them her whole life but a sperm cell is only made maybe a couple of days before conception and now all I can think of is that one really weird week, right before Edward and Bella get married, where Jacob is freaking out because he finds Edward smoking hot out of nowhere and that’s why he was being weird at the wedding.

(Source: fandomlife-confessions, via robustquestioner)