Silver Tongue

Nov 06

mosticonicposts:
sagihairius:
Do you think they’re friends or enemies
we fuck sometimes
you’re avoiding the question

one of them will confess their love and then wind up in super hell

blade541:
candygarnet:
pulling an epic prank on my body by tricking my skeleton into widening my hips so i can fit a baby through them but jokes on my bones, i dont have a uterus! gottem!
Hi OP, I am a guy, and I would like to know how to do this, how do you prank your body into widening hips without a uterus?

(via chefpyro)

ps2daigo:

all you supernatural fans remember to thank macklemore for making this all possible

(via rockboci)

goodblacknews:

Stacey Abrams acknowledges who else in GA has been doing the work there. #teamwork #community #powertothepeople
https://www.instagram.com/p/CHQ1nZtlHFK/?igshid=a3gxbar93m3y

(via bloodsbane)

thothoward:

xtec:
thothoward:
furries are rich because they all work in tech okay just get over it all of your software is made by furries just grow up
don’t you work in tech op…….? 🤔

(via ryukodragon)

absolvtely:

stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child

(Source: gypsums, via unclecucky)

turing-tested:

kurapikawithagun:

myuheru:
myuheru:
no fucking way. the goo got him
@nenbeast IT WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF US AND WE WERE BLIND
One bad gloop…and he didn’t do what he yoinky…

(via stemmmm)

0100:

there really is nothing like that sense of dash unity. when everyone on your dashboard is reblogging the same 10 posts about the same topic and you’re all making jokes that you won’t understand 24 hours from now. not to get sentimental over…whatever this is but it’s nice. would prefer it to not be over walmart omegaverse sex but like you can’t always get what you want

(via stemmmm)