Silver Tongue

Nov 06

pancakeke:

pancakeke:

remember when discord first got big and some people on Tumblr tried to claim certain users had elitist private servers when in reality those discords were just personal friend group chats

LMAOOOO

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silver-tongues-blog:

egotistical-boi:

silver-tongues-blog:

sock-monkey-homunculus:

drawing-cookie:

cooltori-minami:

jiluan:

fatswag:

jiluan:

yugi: *draws a card*

me: it’s gunna be dar-

yugi: DARK MAGICIAN

me:

Lol fuck tarot… lame as homos think that shit is real. You make your own destiny and you cause your own situations.

tarot

*goes to get fortune read*

*fortune teller plays summoned skull in defense mode*

But this deadass happened in the show though

wasnt the yugioh tarot reading right before they fought with ancient egyptian lazer beams?

From what I remember yes it actually was

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theghostofsomethingorother:

wordmage-girl:

the-secret-historian:

Reading Classics be like:

Bro I’m really trying to sympathise with your repression, but could you please tone down the misogyny?

Bro I empathize with that gay shit but the antisemitism is waaaaaay off

bro i love the concept of eldritch horrorterrors but could you possibly name your cat almost anything else?

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thefairyknight:

technoturian:

thefairyknight:

Just once I would like the mentor’s beautiful daughter to actually, sincerely hate the hero’s guts.

Like, not like ‘belligerent sexual tension’ hate his guts. Not ‘learn a valuable lesson about resentment and gets over it’ hate his guts. No, just straight up, 100%, wouldn’t-piss-on-you-if-you-were-on-fire, the-sound-of-your-name-makes-me-puke-a-little-in-my-mouth hate his guts.

And my entire kingdom for a story where she ‘helps’ him train and then goes and hands a detailed list of all of his weaknesses and strategies to his rival like ‘kick his fucking ass’.

Alternatively, how about the ‘hero’ is actually the villain, because it turns out that the mentor not trusting his own daughter’s capabilities enough to let her be the chosen one and instead granting phenomenal cosmic powers to the first rando farmboy who comes along actually wasn’t the smartest idea he’s ever had.

Yes this a good addition

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theartingace:

I was thinking about the goblin-tail debate and I think I’ve come to my own, completely irrelevant conclusion. 

They fun.

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nonbinarywithaknife:

cinnamonrollwithit:

fizzityuck:

fizzityuck:

Apparently we’ve all decided Fitzroy Maplesyrup is just “sexy Griffin McElroy”  and you might be confused as to what that could possibly look like and the good news is such a man does exist! Bad news? You’re all going to fucking hate it.

i will NOT be fielding questions at this time. 

hey op? this hit me like a fucking gunshot to the chest, i can’t breathe

[ID/ A picture of Liam O’brien from Critical Role, smiling. /end ID]

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rashemibabe:

politijohn:

sweetkingcrown:

politijohn:

Bernard is done playing around

AND WAS WELL PAID FOR EXERCISING THANKS SUCKERS$$$$$$$$$$$$

How much was Bernie paid to get arrested for protesting school segregation in 1963?

…Or when he literally chained himself to a black woman protesting the issue?

How much was Bernie paid to March with MLK in 1965?

How much was Bernie paid to March alongside unions and working Americans demanding a $15 mins. wage?

How much was Bernie paid to protest the Dakota Access Pipeline?

How much was Bernie paid to demand that the US implement a universal health care system?

Why would he pay a cop to arrest him for woke points in the 50s??

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coniello:

coniello:

in general i think new york is very good for my social anxiety because no matter how much of a freak i’m being i know it’s probably not the weirdest thing people have seen today

case in point: i felt bad about bringing my unwieldy luggage onto a crowded train, until the man sitting next to me pulled a live fish out of his backpack

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despazito:

hungwy:

I wish I could terrorize ancient people with things that are commonplace today

releasing a roomba into the greek forums

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totallynotagentphilcoulson:

sexhaver:

sexhaver:

in 4th grade i was introduced to the concept of “run-on sentences” by my teacher and i immediately raised my hand and pointed out that none of the sentences being used as examples were actually grammatically wrong at all and were just longer than most people can comfortably write/read and she made me sit in the corner and i feel like that shows a lot in my typing style on this hellsite

run-on sentences are adhd culture

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