Silver Tongue

Nov 06

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itwashotwestayedinthewater:

tripropellant:

college professor: ba ba ba bo bo go… be bo be ba bo… bebo? bogos binted? ba be bo ba…

me: (sitting in complete furious silence arms crossed and frankly about ready to heap my fucking lid)

hi folks. this post always seemed familiar to me for some reason, even when i saw it the first time. i only just figured out why, it uses a message i sent to my brother two years ago

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kellan-the-nerd:
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kellan-the-nerd:

black text on a white background: "myth: it's expensive to house the homeless. fact: our prison system is quite profitable"
"myth: homeless people don't want jobs. fact: novody wants a job"
"myth: the homeless community can just help each other. fact: if that's what helps you sleep at night"

Some other gems from the source article

(Source: The Onion, via )

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cutecutejames:

Source

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nixsrebellionoflies:

nixsrebellionoflies:

Frankenstein’s Monster literally got the exact opposite of what I like to call “The Fandom treatment.” Instead of having a horrifying and/or not-normally attractive and inhuman creature being turned into a beautiful and/or sexy human by fans, a considerably attractive and goth prince who was pretty much MADE of human has been turned into a slobbering, grotesque, and ugly monster by the media 

to give you visual aid to what i mean, here is what he is usually depicted as by the media:

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and this is what he is actually meant to look like as described in the book:

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“His limbs were in proportion, and I had selected his features as beautiful. Beautiful! Great God! His yellow skin scarcely covered the work of muscles and arteries beneath; his hair was of a lustrous black, and flowing; his teeth of a pearly whiteness; but these luxuriances only formed a more horrid contrast with his watery eyes, that seemed almost of the same colour as the dun-white sockets in which they were set, his shrivelled complexion and straight black lips.” (5.2)

(via jadewares)

nixsrebellionoflies:

nixsrebellionoflies:

Frankenstein’s Monster literally got the exact opposite of what I like to call “The Fandom treatment.” Instead of having a horrifying and/or not-normally attractive and inhuman creature being turned into a beautiful and/or sexy human by fans, a considerably attractive and goth prince who was pretty much MADE of human has been turned into a slobbering, grotesque, and ugly monster by the media 

to give you visual aid to what i mean, here is what he is usually depicted as by the media:

image

and this is what he is actually meant to look like as described in the book:

image

“His limbs were in proportion, and I had selected his features as beautiful. Beautiful! Great God! His yellow skin scarcely covered the work of muscles and arteries beneath; his hair was of a lustrous black, and flowing; his teeth of a pearly whiteness; but these luxuriances only formed a more horrid contrast with his watery eyes, that seemed almost of the same colour as the dun-white sockets in which they were set, his shrivelled complexion and straight black lips.” (5.2)

(via jadewares)

animmania:

paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

toriel has the same body type as Mr X

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see look

big rectangles covered in a singular cloak

when you try to leave the ruins but your goat mom stops you

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Originally posted by runningwithhelicopters

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yamitamiko:

achillesvevo-deactivated2020090:

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me, holding a pizza box and shouting: SUE!

customer walks up

me: sue?

customer opens the box, frowns, and sticks her finger in the pizza: i didn’t order pepperoni

me, with a voice devoid of any emotion: ……. sue?

customer: oh! no i’m (name)!

the actual sue, materializing at my elbow: is that a pizza for sue?

me: would you like some free breadsticks to eat while we remake you pizza? another customer touched it

‘another customer’ sheepishly mumbles sorry

sue, who has clearly worked with the public: you take as long as you need to, honey

(via moonpaw)

my new favourite character archetype of the 2010s is “character is raised by an abusive motherly figure with a spider theme whose constant pressures and neglect leads the character to constantly feel they need to prove themselves and in doing so always ends up causing so many more problems which end up destroying everything and they are rivals with their childhood friend whom they hurt and the childhood friend desperately wants the character to realize that she doesnt need to be a better person but there gets a point where it looks like character is beyond hope so rival begrudgingly tries to kill her even though they really dont want to”