Silver Tongue

Oct 29

therunnersam:
hi, quick question: what the entire fuck?

(Source: awsmstevie, via homestuck-betakids)

Like, if you’re gonna be an adult who’s really into children’s media the least you can do is actually internalize all those themes of being a good and kind person

(via robustquestioner)

yourplayersaidwhat:

Tiefling Monk: First mistake: Trusting the government. Second mistake: Having a child.
Tabaxi Bard: First success: Losing the child. Next success: Dismantle the government.

(via yourplayersaidwhat)

traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns:

Hahahaha
Originally posted on /r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns

(via chefpyro)

batmanisagatewaydrug:

alessofio:
chloeniccole:
alessofio:
why are women who use a bow and arrow inherently attractive to all gay women?? I’m not complaining just curious like every wuhluhwuh i know fancied Susan from narnia like why is the gay hivemind focused on this
The implication of strong arms
god ur so right
also: Artemis made a Very big impression on gay woman culture

atemis was the OG lesbian even before sappho

(Source: seasnaiil, via )

bisexualalicecullen:

hauntedharrow:
rosaliesgay:
gayvampiredad:
#neverforget the time that Bella wore a full length khaki skirt to meet Edward’s family and he basically lost it because he thought she looked so sexy
the mormon really jumps out in this paragraph
smeyer has a khaki fetish

(Source: emmettmccartycullen, via bloodsbane)

jakovu:

saywhat-politics:
When you vote a straight democrat party it changes Beto to Cruz on some machines. If you’re in Texas and voting please RECHECK your answers. If your machine does this, notify someone working at the polling site.

(via bloodsbane)

ankle-beez:

monsterousarte:
ankle-beez:
the plot of my hero academia happened because deku became all might kin
More accurately, all might assigned deku to be all might kin
“Young Midoriya, I’ve chosen you to kin me!”

his rivalry with bakugo is because they both kin all might and bakugo hates doubles

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elodieunderglass:

thebaconsandwichofregret:
whitepeopletwitter:
Jurassic Congress
the oldest millennials are 35. We’re also eligible for the Senate and the White House too.
“given my understanding of linear time”

(via stemmmm)