Villains turned heroes/antiheroes like Deathstroke and Harley Quinn are WEAK. From now on, I only care about Starro the Conqueror and their transition from the best Justice League villain
to Jarro, the tiny starfish who lives in a jar and calls Batman ‘Dad’
I was gone from reading Justice League comics for a couple of weeks and none of you fake friends told me that Jarro became Robin? what the absolute FUCK
Turned on the lights because Toffee was being ridiculously noisy, only to see:
The lid is on and 100% locked via the handles.
How have you done this thing you did, boy.
THE SAGA CONTINUES
I wadded up a bunch of tissue to shove into the gap, until I could get something done about it. This didn’t stop Toffee from trying to escape.
Gorgeous. I stayed up, partly out of paranoia, and he decided to keep trying to noodle his way out until gone 2am. Fun fact: I get up for work at 5am.
But he went back into his cave eventually, and was still there when I woke up. I was fairly certain that he’d manage to get out while I was at work, though, and decided whatever–I can close the door, it’s a tiny room, and there’s no way for him to get under the floorboards or into the walls.
Popped into B&Q on my way back from work to get some wood to plug the gaps with, came home, and yep…
He made short work of that.
I start looking in the obvious places, not super panicked. If you’ve followed me for a while, you may remember the saga of the last time I lost him: he was out, sitting on my lap, and then he wasn’t. Five hours later, after tearing apart the house, I found him inside my bed frame. Anyway: behind and around the rack, behind the 15kg bag of substrate I have that takes up 90% of my floor, under the bed–nothing.
Put my bag down on the bed, glance at the pillow and wait a minute.
Jackpot.
Don’t give me that face.
The moral of the story: check your rubs regularly! When I first got this one and safety-proofed it, there was no way Toffee even could’ve thought about fitting between the lid and the tub, but through use it’s warped enough to provide a quick exit route.
Oh my god Toffee’s head squished into the tissue, oh god this is the best snake picture ever.
i started up destiny 2 yesterday and burst into tears because i forgot i had set my steam name to reeses penis butter cups but instead of censoring penis
i love that ppg and gorillaz are in the same universe. imagine youre a powerpuff girl and you get tickets to see popular band gorillaz and you see a bitch you used to beat up on stage
okay but the alternative. imagine you’re at the popular band gorillaz concert and 3 six year olds show up and just fucking vaporize the bassist
To be fair, a 3 year old vaporizing the bassist is far from the weirdest thing to happen
