one time an old lady told me, unprompted, “you have long fingers.. perfect for pickpocketing, or playing the piano” and im pretty sure she was an oblivion npc
Guys I love my new job so much my boss is so nice we have paid breaks and can eat and drink off the menu free all day it’s iconic
inch resting how i work for a lil independent coffee shop that isn’t a huge corporate chain and my boss is the actual owner and he like works with us doing the same shit we do, pays all his staff the london living wage (which is more than the legal minimum wage), gives us paid breaks, provides lunch and drinks all day, uses entirely fair trade + ethically sourced ingredients and still runs a super profitable business which opened two additional shops this year. it’s almost like it’s a total blatant lie that huge companies like amazon and walmart would be committing fiscal suicide if they started treating their staff like actual human beings
Everyone loves polite villains to contrast with brash and sarcastic heroes, but consider the dynamic of polite villains clashing with equally well-mannered heroes. It’s very good. Very civil. Very alienating to everyone around them.
“You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you”
“You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die”
Two people very courteously trying to murder each other is delightful to read or watch.
silver-tongues-blog asked: hunchabck is such a great film. its got one of my favourite villains and the intro song is my absolute favourite disney song
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