Silver Tongue

Nov 04

random-ferret:

random-ferret:

I read that capsaicin makes your mouth feel like it’s burning because it increases your nerve sensitivity to heat, and menthol works by doing the same thing to cold

So if I eat a habanero pepper and then chew a bunch of breath mints they’ll each other out and I’ll be fine

Hey guess what hellfire tastes like

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iapislazuli:

things you should know if it’s been a while since you interacted with homestuck

*this post is intended to be neutral statements and objective facts presented for the purpose of dispelling misinformation. how or what you feel about this information is up to you

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“this was the best halloween movie& u kno it
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bedpng:

this was the best halloween movie& u kno it

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charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

seelcudoom:

twigwise:

honestly as homestucks, we did Rose Lalonde dirty by never reading her as the Gamer Girl she was. playing a game on launch day despite overwhelming evidence that it’s a Bad Idea? writing a game walkthrough and publishing it to the multiverse? pushing the limits of the game in almost every way?

if rose were 13 in the year of our lord  2018, you cannot look me in the eyes and tell me she would not be a game youtuber.

ya but from how she fucked the game she clearly doesent just do letsplays or walkthroughs she would mainly be known for the “fuck the game up” style videos like monster factory or the half an a press

She’s the game breaking queen.

Also tell me this doesn’t sound like the opening of a Monster Factory video

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virmillion:

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this is it guys i’ve peaked

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turing-tested:

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pun-ishment888:

sexycraisinthanos:

captainsnoop:

this detective pikachu stuff just made me realize that the clock is ticking on a live action undertale movie and it is absolutely going to look exactly like detective pikachu. all of the weirdly hairy cgi monsters. scarily realistic goat toriel. scarily realistic skeleton papyrus and sans. mettaton but with Transformers movie levels of moving parts and detail. it’s going to happen. 

If you think I wouldn’t pay to see a hyperrealistic daffodil with a creepy face fight an 8 year old you’re wrong

When Photoshop flowey appears the movie stops and toby fox comes in and beats up everyone in the cinema.

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the-spooky-birdy:

thatgirlwithanopinion:

ameliaann-durham:

ivan-fyodorovich:

supreme-leader-stoat:

babyboomerbullshit:

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Found this one that checks all the boxes on r/boomerhumor.

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Wow

Weirdest experience I ever had with this is with a customer at work.

It’s not an uncommon occurrence for men in their 40s and 50s to refer to their wives as “old bags”, so whenever I do the whole “Would you like a bag” spiel, there’s a 50/50 chance they will point to their wife and say “No thanks I have one right here” or say “Nah I left her at home” Or something else awful and then wink at me and call me darling or sweetheart and just make me want to be smited by god right in that second.

However there was one customer that came in and did this whole song and dance. Not out of the ordinary. What was, however, was how he then followed it up by going “I’m kidding, I’m divorced ha ha.” Then, his face drops and he turns to his friend with a look of absolute horror and goes “Wait, that’s probably why. Do you think that’s why she left me Andy? Because I said things like that?” And then proceeded to look like he was re-evaluating his whole life as his friend led him out of the store.

TL; DR = Boomers are weird and this one was given a glimpse behind the veil of self awareness in a Tesco Extra

The amount of elderly couples that come to my store who are always so mean and nasty to each other is crazy. I don’t expect people to be lovey-dovey all the time, but I mean they bicker, argue and talk to each other like they’re not even friends, like they’re just tolerating each other’s existence. All I think about when I interact with them is “my gosh I NEVER want my marriage to turn out like that”

Anti goals

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