If Venom came out 10 years ago my chemical romance would’ve been on the soundtrack send tweet
yeah and it would’ve fucking slapped
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amazing how he resisted the temptation to devour that sign long enough for this picture to be taken, given how much he loves the taste of cardboard
Obviously the cardboard was too spicy for him
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please laugh at my very funney joke
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Customer buying a mystery blind bag toy: I think it’s Predator.
Me, super experienced at feeling the Bags and knowing what’s inside: Nope, it’s Mila Jovovich. I’d grab a different one.
Customer, opening it anyway: Goddamnit! Do you take returns?
Me: Not once you open it.
me, banging on the front door to Area 51: I know y’all have a St. Gasper del Bufalo in there! Don’t make me call the Pope
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he was a tater tot, she said see ya later thot
she ran a hater blog, he said he was pepe frog
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