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the signs as monster factory quotes :-)
aries: what’s the deal with me being extinct?
taurus: oh uh uh oh! uh! uh oh! oops! oh no! uh oh! uh oh! uh oh! oh no! oops! oops a daisy!
gemini: right now i’m “kissing the frog.” that’s what i call hacking the matrix
cancer: fuck, fuck, aw shit i quoted seinfeld
leo: how underrepresented are furries in fighting games?
virgo: you’ve got infinite babies… you’ve got an axe that can kill god… the dopest dress… a fucking great look
libra: she is both the metric by which the world will be judged, and the judge, and the executioner
vriska: strength 10, luck 10, and the other two points we can just throw right away
sagittarius: please move i’m so wet. i’m so sweaty and wet
capriclown: here is where you do your dark deeds in your flesh church
aquarius: i think weapons are really just accessories
pisces: this is some lovecraft shit in an infinite ocean
(Source: stopidontgohere, via moonpaw)
God: let there be light
Moths:
I love the implication that moths somehow existed prior to the creation of the universe
(via stemmmm)
Batalla épica con final inesperado
!!!
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Anon’s pet spider helps them realize life is worth living
maybe anon should be a veterinarian.
anon should absolutely be a vet
(via nofacednerd)
Mary Jane Rathbun, Inventor of the Marijuana Brownie.
In the 1980s, Mary Jane was baking over 4,000 brownies a week for Californian AIDS patients after she realised it eased their suffering and depression. Despite multiple convictions, she remained an active marijuana advocate until the day she died.
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I saw the best thing on twitter today and no one else is freaking? Ok Can I just pretend this is canon?? Because YES to this headcanon.
Source/art - https://twitter.com/_paul_briggs_
Director at Disney Animation ｡.:*•* ｡. *•*:*｡.:*•* Story Supervisor of Frozen & Big Hero 6* ｡.:*•
Retweet/ https://twitter.com/_paul_briggs_/status/1054825535400898560
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