abusive parents
will go off about how expensive it is to keep you around and how they have no
money and what a fucking burden you are and they don’t see the irony?
dude. you MADE
me. what the fuck were you thinking. stupid idiot loser. go back to that moment
and don’t have sex. problem fucking solved. what the fuck do you expect me to
do, die now that you decided having kids is inconvenient? wow. maybe you should
have thought this thru.
when my mom says this shit to me i typically reply “well if kids are so expensive then you should have had an abortion” to which she replies “but i wanted you” and i say “then you made this choice, you did this to yourself. its not my fault you made a bad financial decision” and then she gets so mad that she refuses to speak to me for a while. she hasnt brought this up in over 2 months now.
in the same vein: don’t fuck your kids up and then complain about all the money you’re spending on therapy
Hey do y'all fucks remember two years ago when just before the election all these “don’t vote both parties are bad” or “vote independent!” Posts were going around and then Trump won and now two weeks before midterms there’s all these “don’t bother voting, revolution is the only way!” And “your vote isn’t gonna matter and is an ineffective way to protest” posts are going around? Yeah knock that shit right the fuck off, don’t fall for it and get your ass to the polls, we are not doing this again.
Hey do y'all fucks remember two years ago when just before the election all these “don’t vote both parties are bad” or “vote independent!” Posts were going around and then Trump won and now two weeks before midterms there’s all these “don’t bother voting, revolution is the only way!” And “your vote isn’t gonna matter and is an ineffective way to protest” posts are going around? Yeah knock that shit right the fuck off, don’t fall for it and get your ass to the polls, we are not doing this again.
Mario is strongest when he is fully aware of what horrible trials he is getting into. When Mario expects to relax and have a good time, he can’t cope with any disasters. This is why Bowser kidnaps Princess Peach so easily during tea parties and he gets caught by ghosts while vacationing.
Luigi never gets caught off guard because he’s in a constant state of insecurity and paranoia. This can be a drawback in straightforward situations, but this also makes him a perfect ghost hunter.
In times of safety, Wario stresses out over minor details to the point of getting sick, but he half-asses life-threatening situations so hard he can’t even die.
We don’t know how Waluigi behaves, probably because it would be unpublishable.
