Silver Tongue

Oct 25

Instead of destroying humanity when they awaken, the Great Old Ones just put a big sheet over us and pretend we’re not there whenever the Outer Gods come to check

tall people think touching the top of the doorway is a personality trait

adimals:

(Source: twitter.com, via dan-mcneely)

jitterbugjive:

nightmaretales:
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wolf that isn’t their faces
what are you doing
you cant cut that tree down with that tiny ass knife

hes been playing too much minecraft

(via jitterbugjive)

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A notable portion of all branching paths in dungeons

yourplayersaidwhat:

Our well meaning but exasperated wood elf ranger: Okay, one of these has to be the right door.
My Drow bard who lives to mock and insult people: and the other, must be the left.

(via yourplayersaidwhat)

greelin:

*slowly spins around in my chair with the menacing aura of an antagonist, only instead of holding a cat in my lap there’s like…… a potted plant there* *i’m holding a plant* *i am petting that plant* we meet at last

(via taffybuns)

nilgans:

DAVE: rose
ROSE: What?
DAVE: wheres the green sun?

(via moonpaw)

banishedquasiroyal:

speedrun YOUR mental illness TODAY!!!

if you take a hot shower immediately after finishing the quest “waking up” you can clip through the world and spawn in a nebulous plane of thought. this exploit has been nicknamed dissociation

(via banishedquasiroyal-deact)

2018 should be called namek because it has been way longer than its allegedly been