Silver Tongue

Oct 28

yehudah:

ice-block:

yehudah:

no YOU live in a society. i live in a hellish realm only accessed by placing 10-14 obsidian blocks in a portal shape and lighting it on fire

Sometimes, a hellish realm only accessed by placing 10-14 obsidian blocks in a portal shape and lighting it on fire can be a society

sometimes the hellish realm only accessed by placing 10-14 obsidian blocks in a portal shape and lighting it on fire were the friends we made along the way

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simon-newman:

wombat-annihilator-deactivated2:

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Ok that’s a good one. Probably the best I saw so far.

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dogmatix:

lynati:

spacepsychologist:

becausedragonage:

peteseeger:

portentsofwoe2:

cbte:

cbte:

cbte:

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the only good candidate

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i dunno whos running his social media but i wanna kiss them. i think im in love

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move the fuck over bernie

i remember like mike gravel in 2008 lol

Remember that ad where he threw a rock into a lake and then stared into the camera unblinking for two minutes? I desperately want shit like that back

An 88-year-old ex-senator is the newest Democratic dark horse thanks to the ‘acerbic’ teens running his Twitter

That account, along with his whole campaign, is the work of three teenagers. 

From the article:

“These young students contacted me a week ago asking would I run for president and I responded to them saying, ‘Do you realize how old I am?’” Gravel told The Washington Post. “I’ll be 89 years old in May, so it’s preposterous to think that I could serve as president.”

It took some convincing, but Gravel was ultimately persuaded by a three-page strategy memo that the students drafted and their assurance that they would handle all of the day-to-day work of the campaign. Their ultimate goal wasn’t to win the election but rather to qualify him for the Democratic debates, so that he could use that platform to “issue a critique of American militarism, plutocracy, and inaction on climate,” as his newly-created website states.

“These people weren’t just whistling Dixie,” Gravel said. “They were well-grounded.”

Managing the campaign are David Oks, 17, and Henry Williams, 18. Elijah Emery, 18, handles the finances.

Incredible…

Well, that’s *one* way to get into politics while still in high school. TAKE GOOD NOTES FOR YOUR OWN FUTURE CAMPAIGNS!

So you’re telling me the latest Democratic candidate is literally three teenagers in a trench coat?

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hiddency:

Y’all ever think about that scene in Bionicle 3 where Sidorak is like “what’s that noise” and they look off the balcony all the way down to see fucking Keetongu slowly climbing that astoundingly massive tower to personally beat Sidorak’s cowardly ass?

Cause I think about that scene a lot

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eostar-a:

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Mr O’Brien knows exactly what he’s doing with his face, okay?

Taken from Ep 61

Thank u @cranesofibycus for the gif inspo!!

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neala-ernswa:

adulthoodisokay:

dare-to-dm:

I found a tool that let’s you figure out whether men are dominating the conversation or not.

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Seriously that’s all it does.  I’m feeling cheeky today, so I thought I’d share.

welp, i’ll be using this in every meeting i attend

So I work at a pretty progressive company so at t the last meeting I brought a click counter and I clicked it every time a man cut someone off. I used a pen pad to keep track of the women cutting someone off. Because it happened twice. Both times after they’d been cut off and were trying to finish a sentence. Eventually the men noticed the clicking and would pause and look around. At the end of the meeting I told them the results. In a one hour meeting men had cut someone off a total of 236 times. Two hundred and thirty six.

Two more meetings and you can pavlov your coworkers into not interrupting women

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iamalivenow:

for everyone who’s excited about obsidian dragging bethesda this isn’t just about how fucking trash garbage 76 is, this is about how obsidian was shafted by bethesda when fallout new vegas came out.

heres the thing, obsidian used to work on a weird kind of business model where they would make games on a budget for certain companies and if they met a certain review quota they would get a bonus.

new vegas missed the quota by 1 point.

1 point because bethesda didn’t give them enough money to make one of, if not the best game in the franchise, and rushed them continuously through production

this isn’t new drama

this is obsidian finally getting its vindication after bethesda robbed them and almost sent them into financial ruin

and its Great

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