Silver Tongue

Oct 23

hamster-run-faster:
northernwinedregs:
Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.
did you do the thing with lying unconscious for 8 hours
……… fuck.

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solisen:

Doing shit from memory is hard. :c

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thatnordicguy:

theawesomeadventurer:
theawesomeadventurer:
deliverusfromsburb:
Shoutout to Ed for identifying as agnostic after God ripped two of his limbs off
a total power move
when your legs don’t work like they used to before

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wilwheaton:

6godlessfagottry9:
May Canada be blessed by all the gods, old and new.

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elijah-kamski:

I found this gem on twitter and I’m laughing so hard now

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Anonymous asked: JAKES TAIL WAGGING IS SO C U;TE

ups-my-hand-slipped:

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kilalabunnies:

cyelatm:
the-sophisticated-seal:
cyelatm:
Trans people can do anything :)
I’M GONNA DO ARSON!
trans people can do arson
@silver-tongues-blog

@kilalabunnies

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therealraewest:

Hey do y'all fucks remember two years ago when just before the election all these “don’t vote both parties are bad” or “vote independent!” Posts were going around and then Trump won and now two weeks before midterms there’s all these “don’t bother voting, revolution is the only way!” And “your vote isn’t gonna matter and is an ineffective way to protest” posts are going around? Yeah knock that shit right the fuck off, don’t fall for it and get your ass to the polls, we are not doing this again.

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