Silver Tongue

Oct 23

janecrocker:

e8luhs:

english teacher: *says abscond*

me, known homestuck:

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Student: *says abscond*
Me, A Teacher:

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Man Who Lost Arm By Plunging It Into Lava Smugly Refuses To Describe What Lava Feels Like

professorcapybara:

so i was running a fever the other day and have no memory of writing this

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sighinastorm:

daco-broman:

tilthat:

TIL Filipino officials stopped illegal fishing techniques using dynamite by placing underwater statues of Jesus and the Virgin Mary which no one would dare damage.

via reddit.com

we turned the fish Catholic

THEY’RE TURNING THE FRIGGING FISH CATHOLIC!

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kayliemalinza:

jedimagnus:

Why on earth hasn’t anyone invented a less terrifying way to open biscuits and cinnamon rolls???? 😩

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because squishing that much biscuit into that little space teeters on the edge of hubris. the pop is to keep us humble. to remind us that death comes for all

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homestuck-scribbles:

imsotrancy2:

Where did the homestuck fandom go? And why am I still in it?

It’s still here. There is no escape.

(Source: b0y-guts, via aeritus)

totallycorrectpmdquotes:

Nuzleaf: Ya’ can’t dodge my T.H. Deathbomb!

Partner: Does the T.H. stand for-

Nuzleaf: Trucker Hat, yes!

Partner: Not my first guess.

apocalypse-of-the-fucked:

daddyhiccup:

dominicmeoward:

8bitavery:

w0wls:

stimman3000:

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When the effects dont load right

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Science side of tumblr pls explain

It’s called a Laminar Flow. Water usually has a lot of turbulence in it, and that is that causes it to look rather chaotic when it’s spraying out of a hose.

Laminar Flow occurs when all the water is moving in the exact same direction, eliminating turbulence, and thus, creating a flow of water that looks like glass.

Still, the idea that this is creating Laminar flow randomly is quite incredible, usually it requires specially built nozzles to create it.

science side of tumblr coming back at us with hard facts and incredibly unexpected urls

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tariqah:

dzamieponders:

tariqah:

I still can’t facking get over how good FMA really is like that was what you call good fucking writing and what was best about Ed as a character was that his character development wasn’t about him losing his personality and becoming more nice and good and yada yada, his character development was about learning to respect and rely on the people around him. At the end of the day he was still Ed, but a more empathetic Ed… This is what you call good writing

Yeah he really overcame his shortcomings

Why hurt him like this

Because its fun to milk these jokes

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masutrout:
“ So I’ve been reading through a lot of old game design docs recently just for the heck of it, and along the way I discovered that Kojima originally wanted to name Metal Gear Solid 2 ‘Metal Gear Solid 3′ solely for the sake of confusing...

masutrout:

So I’ve been reading through a lot of old game design docs recently just for the heck of it, and along the way I discovered that Kojima originally wanted to name Metal Gear Solid 2 ‘Metal Gear Solid 3′ solely for the sake of confusing literally everyone who played his games.

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