Silver Tongue

Oct 22

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daphnetrodon:
“ honeybrees:
“i go down this and break my legs landing in the shitty little pool with the acceleration from that twenty foot straight section and the people audience clap their fuckin asses off
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our father, who art in the
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daphnetrodon:

honeybrees:

i go down this and break my legs landing in the shitty little pool with the acceleration from that twenty foot straight section and the people audience clap their fuckin asses off

our father, who art in the

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morthils:

serazienne:

skarchomp:

hey not to be absolutely fucking morbid on main or anything but if we do reach a point where the rich try to escape extinction by fleeing earth to live on their secret mars colony or whatever my dying moments will be taking solace in the fact that a society comprised solely of the 1% of the richest people on the planet will tear itself apart in under a year

can’t wait for Fyre Fest 2 on mars

not to be overly optimistic on main but without the 1% we might stand a chance 

the 1% will quickly learn that none of them know how to grow food, cook, sew, do any kind of medical stuff and their money is absolutely worthless on mars and meanwhile, we on earth will be able to fucking finally save the planet.

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bloosbabes:

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“Anons typically live in groups of 3-5, though it is becoming increasingly common for them to live in solitary. These groups are referred to as families, though no anons ever share actual blood relation with one another. They tend to surround themselves with those who remind them of someone from their past life.”

joey-wheeler-official:

chefpyro:

joey-wheeler-official:

we out here arguing about twilight again? has society regressed to the point of defending twilight once more?

cant believe people still like twilight princess. i thought we all agreed years ago that it’s way too edgy and linear and has no replay value

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it tries way to hard to be dark but like, everything that happens is cheery. Its like the opposite of wind waker where dark shit is hiding behind bright aesthetic. Like, zelda ends up alive in the end, ganondorf is killed with a stab through the chest and hyrule is perserved and midnas curse is broke. compare it to wind waker where at the end, the king of hyrule wants to be forgotten, hyrule is finally left to be lost to time and sea, ganondorf gets a sword through the head to the hilt and his hes finally at peace as the curse of demise is broken. the sages no longer have purpose and link leaves his home to settle new land. twilight princess had such a flimsy story that doesnt hold up and hides behind the gritty aesthetic.

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plastic-knife:
“uhhhhhhhhg ive been in an art Funk so take this kanaya bloodswap doodle
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plastic-knife:

uhhhhhhhhg ive been in an art Funk so take this kanaya bloodswap doodle

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purposefromthejawsoffutility:

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i especially love that he never types it. it never shows up in his text in acts 1-5; it only slips out after he starts actually talking in the comic

makes sense, hes from texas, though since hes from austin he probably has a southern city accent

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jooshbag:

greatnorthernofficial:

kasaron:

boatsthatfly:

an old Soviet “Walking Excavator”

This is some dieselpunk ass shit.

And I’m here for it.

the rust… the light mist… the fucking walking machine… the pure Soviet of it… absolutely incredible 

https://youtu.be/Y4quSym2wbk

Russian Jawas go hard

a weapon to surpass metal gear

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